Thursday's filled with capers, capons, critters, crib-wetters, and . . . CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. just finished saying, "Bob, I thought you were right for the job, but now I see like you're over weight and look like an old guy. I bet you don't like baseball, either. Do you jog? Can you use a chainsaw even? . . . Like who was it recommended you in the first place? . . . We got the highest standards around here, but you don't seem to measure up. . . . And we're not going to start loosening our standards and giving points for competence or ability and stuff like that. . . . We ain't superficial. . . . This is the big leagues."

[whistle]

1. Add Gate's response, "Well, fuck you too Mr. President!"

[chefgirl]

2. Gates is thinking

"Wow, I'm looking straight in your eyes and its true...you really don't have one fucking clue, do ya?"

-chef-

[Hubert Flottz]

3. "When I say Bob, you jump through your ass and say YES...Man!"

[Az]

4. Bob thought to himself "Its true! You can see Cheney's hand in there."

[Ganja Ninja]

5. Gates: "Good God! You really are as ignorant as everyone says."

"Butt ugly too."

[Hubert Flottz]

6. "Bob I'm making you the next Baghdad Bob ASAP!"

So he can lie to the new Congress!