Which Republican Assclown are you secretly hoping runs for Prez?

[jgraz]

Poll question: Which Republican Assclown are you secretly hoping runs for Prez?

They're scary, they're stupid, but they're also damned entertaining. Who do you hope to see fumbling their way through the GOP primaries in 2008?

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Newt is the best they have!

The Top Turd!

[xultar]

2. I hope they all run.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. ... for the exits. And keep on running after that.....................

[xultar]

11. Buhwawawa! Brilliant!

[durrrty libby]

3. Yes they are all of the above and it is scary that actual humans

approve of these nincompoops

[stevietheman]

4. I would like to enthusiastically vote for Alan Keyes

He's the ultimate entertainer (and freak)

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. What? No Katie Harris option?

[jgraz]

9. Sorry, Poll only allows for 10 idiots

Otherwise, we could be here all day! ;)

[NoPasaran]

7. Rick "Goodhair" Perry

aka Governor Thirty-nine Percent

[peekaloo]

8. Newt Gangrene! On the "Marriage is a sacred institution" platform.

:sarcasm:

[MindPilot]

10. Howcome Joseph "Trader Joe" Lieberman is not on the list?

Trying hard not insert snarky comment about Hillary. Whoops! Too late! :D

On Edit: Actually I put my vote in for Duncan Hunter. He's a local and all and I just can't help but like a guy whose name sounds like someone looking for a yo-yo. Plus he's just the kind of person you'd like to sit and share some rice pilaf with. :)

[CONewRevolution]

12. Tancredo - So he'll leave as CO Congressman! N/T

[Freddie Stubbs]

31. Sometimes they still run for reelection

Kucinich knew he had no shot at winning, so he ran for his House seat while he was running for President.

[RiverStone]

13. Brownback is such a rabid wingnut..

That he would bring the best of the "worst" the ruthugs have to offer. Even having him enter the fray is good for DEMS because he is a flippin crazy radical Conservative; that alone will shift some independent voters over to the BLUE side.

[AlinPA]

14. He could be nominated since the right-wing evangelical-fundamentalists

are a huge part of their party.

[AndyTiedye]

16. He Could be sElected, Too

:scared:

[Buzz Clik]

24. A Brownback nomination would be awesome.

He uses his Kansas GOP base as a benchmark of average voters, and he comes across as dumb as a rock.

However, one must be careful what one wishes -- the nomination of anyone of these geniuses gets them one step closer to the White House.

:scared:

[AndyTiedye]

15. We Were All Saying This About George Bush* before He Got sElected

The trouble with this kind of political strategy is that anyone running for
President on the Republican ticket has a pretty good chance of being sElected,
due to the enormous power the Republican party has in this country.

[nolabels]

21. More like infected

I am more skeptical than ever of the legitimacy of any the things that went on in last six years.

[Bluestater2008]

17. Watch for Colorado's Bill Owens

He's my long-shot bet.

[Target_For_Exterm]

18. I say they should recycle Tom Delay - and expose every

corrupt and criminal thing Republicans have done in the past 6 years in the run up to the election. Maybe they could bring back Duke Cunningham after he gets out of prison...

[Strawman]

19. Bob Dornan is entertainingly moronic

[TheCowsCameHome]

29. Oh, could you imagine that?.........what fun that would be!

[marmar]

20. I'm hoping for a Katherine Harris-Rick Santorum ticket....

They'd travel to campaign appearances in a paddy wagon rather than plane.

[valerief]

22. I thought they were going to tear up what's left of the Constitution for Ahnuld. nt

[Deep13]

23. Too big of a chance that laughable assclown will actually become president.

Seems to happen with alarming frequency.

[Marnieworld]

25. Giuliani

And I'm amazed he wasn't listed. Let's bring back what happened on 9/11 and examine responses his and *. Let's really delve into his marital relationships with the enthusiasm of Ken Starr. Giuliani definitely is my top candidate.

[Greyhound]

26. I'm pulling for the resurgence of Dan "potatoe" Quail. n/t

[QuestionAll...]

27. Lieberman. nt

[Ishoutandscream2]

28. Senator Pissquick (aka Inhofe) of Oklahoma

On the "There's no global warming. God will take care of everything" platform.

[porphyrian]

30. I don't really care, because I don't see them winning at all...

...but I do think we should start framing who their candidate will be, since they've already tried to frame Senator Clinton as our primary winner.

[spinbaby]

32. A Santorum Macaca ticket would be awesome.

We could have soooo much fun with that.

[JVS]

33. I hope none of their assclowns run

After 2000 I will never again think "I hope that shithead wins the primary so we can kick his ass"

[JacksonWest]

34. Frist.

he can lose it in the most spectacular manner.

[dysfunctional press]

35. newt would obviously be the most fun...

you could ruin a chainsaw cutting through that irony.

[Pyrzqxgl]

36. NONE: I once voted for Ronnie Raygun in a similar poll

thinking he had no chance and if he did the GOP couldn't win with him as a candidate. Never underestimate the stupidity of the American electorate.

[Bobbie Jo]

37. Bottom line.....

They've got NOTHING....:rofl:

...and that includes McCain.

[jgraz]

38. Inhofe or Frist would be fun

Never happen, but it would be fun to see.