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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 05:51 PM
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Leaked Transcript of Bush SOTU speech!!
Edited on Tue Jan-31-06 05:53 PM by Cobalt Violet
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doublethink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 05:52 PM
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1. Yep that's when it all changed. Jesus.
:crazy:
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 05:53 PM
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2. ROFL!
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Dancindays Donating Member (12 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 05:53 PM
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3. lol
lol
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killbotfactory Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 05:53 PM
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4. That was the first draft, here is the final
LIES LIES LIES LIES 9/11 LIES LIES LIES LIES TERROR LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES TERROR LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES TERROR LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES TERROR LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES TERROR LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES TERROR LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES TERROR LIES LIES LIES IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING LIES LIES LIES LIES TERROR LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES TERROR LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES 9/11 LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES 9/11 LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES 9/11 LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES 9/11 LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES 9/11 LIES God Bless
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 06:30 PM
Response to Reply #4
16. But what about Jesus?
:rofl:
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Zynx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:41 PM
Response to Reply #16
32. It got replaced with "It's good to be the King".
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Catfight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 09:00 PM
Response to Reply #32
62. Or the song from Lion King, "I just can't wait to be king." nt
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 05:54 PM
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5. Was it written in crayon
With smudges and moisture circles from his beer can?
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redirish28 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 05:54 PM
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6. I think you forgot:
TERRORIST TERRORIST TERRORIST TERROIST TERROIST TERROIST TERRORIST
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McKenzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 05:54 PM
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7. hahahaaa...that WAS funny...thnx... n/t
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mahatmakanejeeves Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 05:54 PM
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8. you forgot
protection of marriage
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 05:54 PM
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9. Brilliant!
Edited on Tue Jan-31-06 05:55 PM by NanceGreggs
God, I hope they've put it on the backdrop behind him, so he actually REMEMBERS TO SAY IT!!!!!!

:rofl:
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:31 PM
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55. Maybe one or two "health savings accounts" to jar his mind!
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whosinpower Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 05:57 PM
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10. You forgot.....
911!!!!!!!!!!!!! bwahahahaha
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 06:03 PM
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11. And here's the speech if the teleprompter doesn't work ...
11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9

11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9

11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 11/9 ...
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:51 PM
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39. LOL
Funny. I think the spaces should be further apart, but funny nonetheless.
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mvd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 06:08 PM
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12. Good one!
Recommended. :thumbsup:
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 06:10 PM
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13. No here is the real one
Europe 'Murika will not have peace until the Jewish Muslim question has been disposed of. The world has sufficient capacity for settlement, but we must finally break away from the notion that a certain percentage of the Jewish Muslim people are intended, by our dear God, to be the parasitic beneficiary of the body, and of the productive work, of other peoples. Jewry Islam must adapt itself to respectable constructive work, as other peoples do, or it will sooner or later succumb to a crisis of unimaginable proportions. If the international finance-Jewry terrprost-Islamists inside and outside Europe 'Murika should succeed in plunging the nations into a world war yet again, then the outcome will not be the victory of Jewry Islam, but rather the annihilation of the Jewish race in Europe terrorist evil doers ev'rywhere!

Adolf Hitler speech to the Reichstag, January 30, 1939
George Bush State of the Union speech, January 31, 2006
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 06:32 PM
Response to Reply #13
17. You could insert Democrats for Jewry too.
Oh no wait that will be for the 2006 elections.
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:10 PM
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25. The dates are creepy!
Jan. 30 and Jan. 31...that's freaky. :scared: What did you do, Xen, look for a speech that seemed to go with the time of year?

Tucker
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samhsarah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:45 PM
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Oh Damn!
:scared:
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:00 PM
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41. Did you notice the dates?!
:scared:

:yoiks:
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samhsarah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:01 PM
Response to Reply #41
43. No, I didn't
:wow:
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:04 PM
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45. Itr's spooky!
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samhsarah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:05 PM
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46. VERY spooky
:hide:
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 04:30 AM
Response to Reply #46
70. Really really really spooky!
:nuke:
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deminks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 06:12 PM
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14. And in conclusion,
septembertheeleventh. :rofl: :thumbsup:
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 06:13 PM
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15. "everything changed on September 911"
presidating is hard wurk.
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lies and propaganda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 06:32 PM
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18. hahah, Think ive heard it before!
great post! and so accurate.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 06:34 PM
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19. HA!
LOL! :rofl:
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Oldtimeralso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 06:36 PM
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20. How was it written?
In Crayon?
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 06:39 PM
Response to Reply #20
21. Yes , the thick kind. n/t
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yellowdogmi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 06:52 PM
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22. I'd be willing to pay a page if they messed with the teleprompter
like in anchorman. Just put some unbelievable admissions on the screen and see him read it. Wouldn't that be sweet?

Yeah, I've been illegally spying on ya'll. Whatcha gonna do about it. or Look at how much cash me and Dick made from this war. Long live Haliburton.

More...
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 06:55 PM
Response to Reply #22
24. Your naughty.
:spank:

I wonder how much that would cost. Better do it before it becomes a felony.
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yellowdogmi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:43 PM
Response to Reply #24
33. You say that like it's a bad thing.
You are right.
I don't think the supreme court would hear my appeal. And you are right I am naughty.
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montana_hazeleyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 09:15 PM
Response to Reply #22
64. Oh yellowdogmi!
I love that! LOL
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high density Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 06:53 PM
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23. You missed "September the eleventh two thousand one"
There's always one September the eleventh in there somewhere!
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samhsarah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:20 PM
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26. lol
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The Pain Donating Member (30 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:30 PM
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27. Can't breathe....
laughing...too hard... oh god....
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:33 PM
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Nitrogenica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:37 PM
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29. LOLS call 911, too many 9/11's....choking....aargh...
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berni_mccoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:39 PM
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30. ROFL! Nice touch with the sprinkle of Jesus
:rofl:
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Geo55 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:40 PM
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31. SUPER ! ...now I don't have to watch ,
I will anyway...I'm a masochist at heart.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:45 PM
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34. ROFL!
:rofl:
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1620rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:51 PM
Response to Reply #34
38. The economy is Great!!! and as Carl Sagon would say....
Bill-yons and Bill-yons of new jobs! :rofl:
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yellowdogmi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 02:43 AM
Response to Reply #38
69. You mean a brazillion. Don't you? eom
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:46 PM
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35. ROFLMAO - thanks, I needed that.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Matilda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:48 PM
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36. So funny!
n/t
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Dangerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:48 PM
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37. Let's not forget...
Saddam's gone, Iraq's free, thank you, and God Bless America.

:puke:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 07:54 PM
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40. 9/11 Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, 9/11 Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's, Sadam WMD's,
etc.
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muntrv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:00 PM
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42. The Democratic Response Should Be
OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE, OSAMA STILL AT LARGE.
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:03 PM
Response to Reply #42
44. That would be great. n/t
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winga222 Donating Member (298 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:47 PM
Response to Reply #42
60. Welcome to DU Muntrv!
Excellent democratic response!:toast:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:07 PM
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47. blather
Iran, Iran, Iran, nucular, Iran, Iran, Alito, Iran, Iran, nucular, Iran, Saddam, merican and iraqi people, Saddam, Iran, Iran, 27,000,000 people living in freedom, Iran, Iran, nucular . . . blather, blather, blather
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:10 PM
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48. Well done!
:toast:
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democrank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:10 PM
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49. It`s like magic!
Half a gazillion mentions of 9/11 and many Americans say...."Here. No problem. Take my freedoms."
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imlost Donating Member (176 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:14 PM
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50. I can't stop, ha ha ha ha!
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Rainscents Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:15 PM
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51. ROFLMAO
Oh, this is too funny! Thanks for the laugh... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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grateful581 Donating Member (760 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:18 PM
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52. thats what I thought

Why don't they rerun the last SOTU. we all know that it is going to be the exact same bullshit
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ClusterFreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:25 PM
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53. ROFL!!
I wonder if I can talk my way out of a parking ticket I recently got by saying "9/11"?:smoke:
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New Earth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:26 PM
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54. haha
i gotta use this one if you don't mind :rofl:
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:40 PM
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56. when i noticed "jesus" i burst out laughing! thanks so much! n/t
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winga222 Donating Member (298 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:42 PM
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57. Funny, sad and true! n/t
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guidod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:43 PM
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58. The economy is good!


illegal codesmilie_remote(':hurts:')
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:45 PM
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59. Damn that's accurate
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 08:51 PM
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61. This made the DU home page?
That's hysterical!
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trishp Donating Member (13 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 09:06 PM
Response to Reply #61
63. SOTU Leak
Ok..who's been talking to Bob Novak??
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doublethink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 09:17 PM
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65. ....
:kick:
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montana_hazeleyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 09:17 PM
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66. Oh god I love this thread !
:rofl:
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president4aday Donating Member (111 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 10:08 PM
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67. 5 years later, it's still 9/11
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 10:33 PM
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68. Don't forget Terra!
terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra,
9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11,
terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra,
9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11,
terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra,
9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra,
9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11,
terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra,
9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11,
terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra,
9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/1, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11,
terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra,
9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11,
terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra, terra,
9/11, terra, 9/11, terra, 9/11, terra, 9/11, terra, 9/11, terra, 9/11,
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terra911terra911terra911terra911terra911terra911terra911terra911terra911terra911terra911terra911terra911terra911terra911terra911terra911terra!!!
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