GOP's New Flypaper Defense

[ck4829]

"We're keeping the Civil War over there so there won't be a Civil War over here."

You KNOW that they're going to say it sooner or later.

[MUAD_DIB]

1. If the GOPiggies keep up with their plan for America then

who will be on their side once the festivities begin here?

[Crandor]

2. Their base probably would like to have a civil war here

They were disappointed in how the last one went...

[elperromagico]

3. Don't worry. Jim Baker to the rescue.

Let Operation Ass Coverage begin!