Ha Ha ===Homosexuals are bed-wetters and hate to fly....

[trumad]

er...according to the military.

Pentagon guidelines that classified homosexuality as a mental disorder now put it among a list of conditions or "circumstances" that range from bed-wetting to fear of flying.

The new rules are related to the military's retirement practices. The change does not affect the "don't ask, don't tell" policy that prohibits officials from inquiring about the sex lives of service members and requires discharges of those who openly acknowledge being gay.

Read the full article here.

Read supporting documents here.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/11/16/pentagon-reclassifies-hom_n_34318.html

[xchrom]

1. if i hadn't fucked all those marines

they would have never known.

my bad.

[Kiouni]

2. LOL!

that made my day.

[EFerrari]

3. LOL!

:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

10. LOLOL!!!!!

:rofl:

[Nickster]

4. Holy crap! I'm afraid of flying. So that means I'm just an inch away from being gay! I never

knew!

[etherealtruth]

17. I am terrified when I fly ...

... I think I wet the bed as a small child.

I'm glad the military has clarified my sexuality ... I foolishly thought I was heterosexual.

Ah, well.

[terrya]

5. The United States Military is a hateful, homophobic environment.

And it appears you have the same sort of attitudes.

This is nothing more than justification of bigotry. Unless you've been living in a cave all of your life, it is very well known how homophobic the United States Armed Forces are and how they engender these kind of attitudes. If you or anyone else thinks "Don't Ask Don'T Tell" is going to be repealed anytime soon, then those people are living in Fantasyland.

[trumad]

9. Yep...I was in the 82nd Airborne and we use to go queer knockin nightly

I still do with my youn-uns....13 and 9 year olds....

It's a family tradition and it's one I hope they pass it on....

I guess I gott put this little thingy for those who don't know me... :sarcasm:

[shadowknows69]

16. And I'm sure some generals would be amazed to know

how many soldiers I taxi to the local gay bar.

[and-justice-for-all]

6. Thats fine...

Religious Fundamentalism is on the same page as Brain Dead as far as I am concerned.

[flvegan]

7. There are times that our military "intelligence" is quite the oxymoron.

All the advancement and technology in the world still, at times, can't cure stupid.

[namvet73]

8. Hah! Fear of flying? That's a good one.

I never liked flying, yet I joined the Air Force in 1969, stayed in for four years and flew all over the place. Actually, on my way to Vietnam, I was so nervous about going to Vietnam, I completely forgot my fear of flying, even though the airplane lost an engine, that had to be replaced in Japan.

"Bullshit, invalid!"

[namvet73]

11. It boils down to quota.

I got accepted into the military with a history of Rheumatic Fever, but my brother got rejected because he had mild acne on his back.

It's all quota and when they get desperate enough, they'll accept anyone. They will get desperate if John McCain has his way.

Now, they're accepting overweight, out of shape 42 year olds.

One of my relatives thinks Elton John is an inferior musician because he's queer. Go figure.

[foreigncorrespondent]

12. Well there ya go!

"Intelligence" goes a long way, NOT!!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. how is this funny? its a vile diatribe against an oppressed group...

i think maybe you should consider changing your subject line

:puke:

[Sapphocrat]

14. And this is funny... how? n/t

[Bluebear]

15. "Ha ha"?

I fail to see the humor in this story!

[adamblast]

18. Gotta agree: stupid yes, funny no....

...and goodness knows I love to laugh at miliary foolishness.

But when you're the one being persecuted by a "stupid" law, somehow laughing at its stupidity doesn't help much.

On the other hand, maybe if enough people mock the military for its stupidity and mistreatment of gays, we'll make some progress in our lifetimes....

[Touchdown]

20. I think the gay porn industry has been mocking them for years.

Where would they get their actors if not for The Army, Navy and Marines? Who cares about the Air Force, they're dorks anyway.:evilgrin:

[karlrschneider]

19. Hate to fly? That will come as a shock to those of us who belong to

http://www.ngpa.org/