In 20 or 30 or so years...

[StraightDope]

Would you go out of your way to piss on *'s grave?

I'm going to make a vacation out of it, I swear to you. I don't care if I have to go across the globe to do it, it will be done. Petty? Yes. Bad taste? Undoubtedly. Therapeutic? You bet your ass!

[valerief]

1. I hope we don't have to wait that long. nt

[louis-t]

2. I hope we don't have to go to Paraguay.

[StraightDope]

5. Oh, I don't know...

I speak Spanish, and I met a few Paraguyans when I lived in Miami. They seemed like nice people. And hey, summer down there while it's winter up here. Can't beat that!

[valerief]

7. We can always build our own *monument*, maybe in the shape of

a urinal?

[louis-t]

17. Oh, I know! If anyone can't fly to Paraguay...

I know a few DU'ers who would be happy to bring along a suitcase full of specimen bottles. Full, of course. Great business. Pay $10, receive photo in mail of helpful DU'er pouring your piss on ole' dumbya's grave. Outstanding!

[valerief]

19. Who says there are no more entrepreneurs in America? LOL! nt

[StraightDope]

3. Me too.

I'm just glad that I'm male. Squatting to urinate outdoors is probably a real pain in the... you get the idea.

[BlueJazz]

4. I have a sneaky suspicion you'll have to wait your turn, cause the...

...line will be 6 blocks long!

:rofl:

[StraightDope]

6. Blocks? I think you meant to say miles.

Or kilometers, as the case may be.

[tblue]

9. We should set up number cards, like at the deli. First come, first served.

[BlueJazz]

15. I bet the "Soup Nazi" Guy will set up a booth there. NEXT!!! nt

[louis-t]

18. No soup for you, come back six months!

[lapfog_1]

10. Save me a spot...

but I feel sorry for the surrounding grass and flowers... OK, noxious weeds, that will be growing on the grave.

[tblue]

8. First we have to dig to make sure he's in there

[StraightDope]

12. Naw, cause then I'd be tempted to drink beer out of his skull.

[tblue]

27. You could do that now. That vessel's empty.

[Homer Wells]

11. At 58 years old

I may be a bit too old, or possibly pushing up the flowers, rather than sniffing them, but I am sure I can get my son to piss on his grave for me.

O8) :evilgrin:

[StraightDope]

13. Thank you for your service.

:patriot:

[Homer Wells]

24. Thank YOU!!

:patriot: :pals:

[TahitiNut]

20. At 63 years old, I'll have to pee in a jar

... and ask some kind person to pour it on his grave on my behalf. :evilgrin:

[Ilsa]

14. They already have cameras up at the future gravesite for Poppy.

I've been to the Bush library at TAMU and to the gravesite where daughter Robin was re-interred. I remember there being cameras up, so I bet they'd come get me if I tried to piss on it. I bet Little Boots will have to have bomb-sniffing dogs at his library.

PS: they also installed concrete barricades at Poppy's library. I remember there were temproary ones there after 9-11 and then the new ones were installled to look more architecturally appropriate.

[roamer65]

16. How about a urinal for a gravemarker?

Yes? No?

[TahitiNut]

21. A straddle trench would do. Let's remember the ladies.

:rofl:

[StraightDope]

22. Indeed!

No sexism here. Hell, I'd go out of my way to DIG a trench, in the spirit of equal opportunity.

I kid you not, when he dies and is buried (Oh please, various Gods, don't let him be cremated!) I will find his grave, and piss right the fuck on it. No more fitting end can be imagined by this wandering soul...

[Blackthorn]

23. In 20 or 30 years there will be someone who has well and truly eclipsed W.

[StraightDope]

25. Not in this country, deities-willing.

Although, who would have thought that a man like * could have ascended to his lofty perch, given Nixon's transgressions only 30 years before?

[tinfoil tiaras]

26. i wouldnt piss on it, i would just take my kids to it and tell them

"this is the grave of the worst president the United States has ever had" and then go into how he got us into this illegal war and tell them of his other faults and all.

[alfredo]

28. We had a very violent, corrupt police chief who's grave

had to be guarded because someone kept shitting on his grave.