Caption * and cheney

[Kadie]

U.S. President George W. Bush (R) and Vice President Richard Cheney (L) sit in the Oval Office while meeting with the big-three U.S. auto makers' chief executives in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington November 14, 2006. REUTERS/Larry Downing (UNITED STATES)

[Demeter]

1. Can We Go Home NOW, Master?

But I can't decide which one is saying it.

[underpants]

2. It's no fun anymore

:cry:

[Elidor]

3. "I'd rather be shooting someone in the face"

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

4. George says-

"But I was sure we could fool all the people, all the time"
Dick- "%$#*

[peace13]

5. Gotta wonder what is in that notebook

he keeps dragging around. Attorney phone numbers or blackmail photos...Have you ever seen a public official get a picture taken with something like that?

[Chorophyll]

6. Dick contemplates...

...using that cyanide capsule he's got stashed in his "undisclosed location." Meanwhile, Dubya is distracted by a shiney object.

[texas1928]

7. Uncle Dick, why did you attach my elbow to my shoulder.

It looks like his arms are shortened.

[MannyGoldstein]

8. War Crimes? But They Can't... Can They? Oh Shit.

Cheney looks like he's about to shed his mortal coil. Bush's mind is far away... perhaps Paraguay?

[Hubert Flottz]

9. "I'd rather be snorting my Jerusalem Diet with Brother Teddy!"

[symbolman]

26. LOL

Hubert you always crack me up :)

[lovuian]

10. GM is losing its #1 status

to toyota
Thanks Bush

[yellowcanine]

11. How do we know that is really Cheney? I still think it might be a double

My theory is that Harry Whittington actually got the best of Cheney in a shotgun duel and they have been using imposters and holograms ever since.

[SoCalDem]

12. "You told me there would be cake"

[DaveJ]

13. "You 'work' for a living... can't help you then."

nt

[lpbk2713]

14. Is 'Hee-Haw' back on the air?

Looks like Junior and Goober.

[sandrakae]

15. This is unbelievable. That mother fucker is sleeping again.

[BadgerKid]

16. What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?

The same we do every night, Bushy: planning to take over the world!

[PCIntern]

17. Carson and McMahon Imitation...

"Right here in this book I have the names of five thousand dissidents..."

"Right in that book?"

Right in this book."

[loves_dulcinea]

18. don't make me come over there boy

[bobthedrummer]

19. Cheney remembers his statement given on Meet The Press 9-16-2001:

"A lot of what needs to be done here will have to be done QUIETLY, WITHOUT ANY DISCUSSION, using sources and methods that are available to our intelligence agencies, IF WE'RE GOING TO BE SUCCESSFUL.
That's the world these folks operate in. AND SO IT'S GOING TO BE VITAL FOR US TO USE ANY MEANS AT OUR DISPOSAL, BASICALLY, TO ACHIEVE OUR OBJECTIVE."

The Decider recalls his statement to the press at Camp David 9-15-2001:
"THIS IS AN ADMINISTRATION THAT WILL NOT TALK ABOUT HOW WE GATHER INTELLIGENCE, HOW WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO, NOR WHAT OUR PLANS ARE."

[Maru Kitteh]

20. Oh my, mister president - how limp your wrists are

and how supple.

I find your weird eybrow thingy fascinating. Now I must pass gas.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

21. Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo Hoo

Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo Hoo
Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo Hoo
Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo Hoo
Boo Hoo, Hoo Hoo
Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo Hoo

(sung to the theme of the Woo Hoo Hoo song by the 5678s and the Vonage commercials)

[BringEmOn]

22. Stay the course, boys...keep crankin' out those SUV's

[Bad Penny]

23. ...

[spacelady]

24. "Ve are so tired, tired of playing zee game....... ala Blazing Saddles n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. President Edsel and Vice President Corvair answer questions.

:)