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Chiyo-chichi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 09:21 AM
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Thanks for the Memories, GOP. (with apologies to Bob Hope)
Thanks for the memory
Of Jackie Abramoff
The K Street feeding trough
Sex with pages of all ages
Boys you loved to boff
How sordid it was

Thanks for the memory
Non-combatant detainees,
Civil liberties,
The Constitution, evolution
Shredded like Swiss cheese
What a strange trip its been

You pegged dissenters as traitors
Unpatriotic people you blasted
Oh, well, it was swell while it lasted
You did have fun but now youre done

And thanks for the memory
Of hawkish neocons
With eyes set on Tehran
Electric cords and water boards
With photos on Salon
Well always recall

Thanks for the memory
Of Dubyas Pioneers
Of terror threats and fear
Media whores who care much more
Bout K-Fed and Britney Spears
Its must see TV

Thanks for the memory
Of all your pro-life ways
The Terry Schaivo case
Civilian dead, (theyre just rag heads)
One hundred-fifty K
How thorough youve been

We had an election on Tuesday
America came out to vote
They leapt from your fast-sinking boat
There was no doubt, they threw you out

So, thanks for the memory
Its time to disappear
Dont steal the chandeliers
I hope the door will make you sore
When it hits you in the rear

And thank you so much
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 09:48 AM
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1. Brilliant!
:rofl:
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Chiyo-chichi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 10:18 AM
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2. Thanks.
I thought we should have a song to play 'em off the stage.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 10:21 AM
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3. LOL
Fabulous! :applause: :applause: :D
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 11:01 AM
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4. I love it!
Thanks for the song!
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The Count Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 11:22 AM
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5. You need this visual aid though
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Chiyo-chichi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-10-06 01:17 PM
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6. Thanks, all.
What a great Colbert video, BTW.

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