There's a new Alternative Fuel Vehicle on the horizon

[jmowreader]

Call it the Conservacopter!

You can build one yourself, if you like.

First, go to the airplane graveyard and buy a helicopter with a blown engine.

Then get any freeper, neocon commentator, or Repuke legislator who got Bushed last night. Remove the engine and put the Republican where it was. Rush Limbaugh would be best for this, but there's only one of him.

As fast as they're trying to spin the election results, I figure you could go at least 150 mph in this contraption--without supporting terror by purchasing precious fossil fuel to run it!

[unpossibles]

1. so, in essence it runs on BS? n/t

[lazyriver]

2. Damn fine idea

I mentioned to my wife last night that if they wrapped each Faux Newz talking head in some copper wire and placed them in a room of magnets, we could hook 'em up to the grid and take a few fossil fuel power plants offline.

[liberal N proud]

3. I thought we could tap into the gasbag called Rush Limbaugh

That would be enough to fuel the nation for a month or two.