Bush to "reach out" to Democrats

[BlueStater]

Go fuck yourself, shithead. Just two weeks ago you claimed the terrorists would win if the Democrats regained the house.

Payback is a bitch, you little turd. We've been waiting six years for this and your worthless life is about to take a turn for the worse.

[The Witch]

1. K&R. Excellent rant.

:signed.:

[NVMojo]

34. I double that K&R!

[stimbox]

39. tripled!

K&R

[Random_Australian]

85. As your president would say, nineteentharated!

[Straight Shooter]

2. Oh no, tell me he did NOT say that!

Are there flying pigs skating on ice in hell? :7

[TexasLady]

3. that ol 'tarded elephant can surely kiss MY ass!

:dem:

[deutsey]

4. Dear Mr. Bush

Go fuck yourself.

Ask Dick about where that comes from.

[uppityperson]

5. k&r for a more polite response than I would have made

[razors edge]

6. Daddy told him what life would be like

under a Democratic congress, do you think he listened this time?

NAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

[Kierkegaard]

7. Go ahead. Reach out all you want.

You'll draw back a bloody stump, loser.

[kitkat65]

8. Bush can kiss my democratic ass

[still_one]

9. Calm down we should reach out to him to

and investigate the son of a bitch

[havocmom]

22. Yep, reach out with two dozen long stemmed

subpoenas for his top staff and cabinet

[AlamoDemoc]

10. did he really say that? that's funny..

[tabasco]

11. Democrats better reach out with a boot up Bush's ass.

No more Mr. Nice Guys.

[debbierlus]

12. FCK YOU BUSH

You have spit on us. You have lied about us.

Screw you and your little Rove dog, too.

FCK YOU!

[NYC Liberal]

13. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING LYING, ROTTEN MURDERING ASSHOLE!!!

IT'S IMPEACHMENT TIME. YOU'RE FUCKING GOING DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH.

FUCK YOU!!!

[tavalon]

47. U-huh, u-huh

U-huh u-huh u-huh!!!

Bite me, Chimperor.

[bigtree]

14. I've got something he can grab a hold of

[Rainscents]

15. FUCK YOU, BUSH!

[demo dutch]

16. Oh PUKE.. like he has much choice!

[yourout]

17. Put the handcuffs on when he does.

[aaronbees]

18. Hey, BushCo, how's that mandate?

Reach out, my ass. It's prosecution time.

[noahmijo]

19. Go ahead and reach out so we can cut your fuckin hands off

[Raine]

20. 6 years too late...

suck it up asshole!:evilgrin:

[William769]

21. Sorry heard that one before.

Didn't buy it last time, ain't buying it this time!

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

23. Only CAUSE HE HAS NO CHOICE, means NOTHING!!!!

[LostInAnomie]

Then we should bite his hand off.

Turn-about is fair play.

[Jack Rabbit]

24. Yes, Frat Boy, reach out

. . . and take that subpoena from Chairman Conyers hands, please.

[Poiuyt]

25. After the 04 election, Bush said he was looking forward to working with

the Dems. As long as we did what he wanted. That's Bush's way of reaching out.

[cynatnite]

26. He's snubbed the law and the constitution...

plus the will of the American people. Anyone who thinks he's going to reach out is delusional. The boy king will do whatever the hell he wants...well, at least until he's impeached. :evilgrin:

[iconoclastic cat]

27. Sorry, we know where those hands have been. nt

[BlooInBloo]

28. Thanks gw. We've got the handcuffs right here.

[Rocknrule]

29. Hey Chimpy

The new Democratic Congress is coming for your ass

Enjoy your days out of prison while you can

[hatrack]

30. Sorry, President Shitbag - do so, and you'll draw back a bloody stump

Let's see just how enthusiastically you'll jam the Constitution between your butt cheeks during the years 2007 - 2009, you overpaid TWIT.

[bliss_eternal]

31. Buck Fush!

He's out of his mind... maybe if he'd pull his head out of his ass for any length of time he'd know what's going on.

[ismnotwasm]

32. For what?

After he shit all over the Democrats?

Let's impeach his ass.

One of my fondest wishes is that history remembers him hands down as the worst president we've ever had. No more debates. No more arguments except over who was second worst.

[Terri S]

33. two weeks ago?

more like every chance he had up to last night! He can reach out... to this finger!!... and a whole lot more!!

[sillyphoenix]

35. And when he does, they should spit on his fucking hand.

Go to hell, asshole.

[sproutster]

36. I say this with pride, and NOW no fear: FUCK BUSH

[Rex]

37. As in waterboarding?

It's a landslide, fucktard. Still wanna waterboard people? How is that land looking down in Latin America right about now? :eyes:

[bbernardini]

38. Only if he's reaching out to pull my finger! nt

[geomon666]

40. Like the repigs did in 04?

Oh you want to have a little hearing, well...I'm sorry, we don't have hearing rooms available. Why don't you try the basement, fucking asshole!

[niallmac]

41. The OP speaks for me. n/t

[bunny planet]

42. His Fraudulency is finally ready to make nice, after calling us traitors and

appeasers and worse for five long years.
Reach out and touch this Commander Cuckoobananas.

[Fleshdancer]

43. Come on everyone. Bush reaching out is a good thing.....

it makes it much easier to put the handcuffs on that way. ;)

[Bertrand]

46. hahahha

nice :-)

[bunny planet]

50. Hadn't thought of it that way.

:evilgrin:

[Pacifist Patriot]

96. Ah, now you do have an excellent point.

[tavalon]

44. Short, sweet and to the point

Amen!!!!!

[Bertrand]

Now he's the uniter

after governing like he has a mandiate due to slim leads in both houses and barely "winning" the presidency. Fuck Him.

[mentalsolstice]

45. Just like when I reach in while the garbage disposal is on. n/t

[lapfog_1]

48. FUCK YOU

reach all you want... You motherfuckers impeached a good man for a personal moral issue. You spent millions and millions on investigating him and all you came up with is a blow job. YOU, you miserable offspring of a diseased one testicled monkey and a $10 street whore, you are a war criminal and a thief and a liar. Not to mention that you are the worst president EVER... possibly one of the stupidest leaders of a major power in the world in all of history!!!

Reach out... we'll let you fall. Investigate, impeach, incarcerate!

[bridgit]

49. pft, he's had plenty of opportunity to do just that for 6 freaking years...

[Downtown Hound]

51. And while he's reaching out his hand

Slap some handcuffs on it!

[Phillycat]

53. I was going to say "put a subpeona in it"!

But I'm not picky. :D

[Morgana LaFey]

52. Relax, everybody

It's just for show, just PR manipulation. Meaningless comment that sounds nice. He doesn't mean it, as we all know. For that matter, he wouldn't know how anyway.

[bridgit]

62. welcome to du, Morgana LaFey...

:hi: and you're right...bush doesn't have it in him to do so, doesn't talk to anybody that isn't in his fan/donor base :)

[bullimiami]

54. he has been reaching out to slap us all this time.

this time we bite his hand.

[aquart]

55. Where is he going to get that ten-foot pole?

Order it from China?

[rhett o rick]

56. I hate to be repetitive, but F U Georgie. nm

[kestrel91316]

57. Georgie: Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

Kissing up ain't gonna fly.

We're comin' to get YOU.

[upi402]

58. FUCK YOU REPUBLICANS

[Arkana]

59. He can go fuck himself.

This is the same fucker that said "NO NEGOTIATION" if we won.

[Tommymac]

60. Great Rant Blue...but I think you were a bit too polite... ;) n/t

[riderinthestorm]

61. Do we have a link to this quote??? nt

[blossomstar]

63. What goes around, comes around...*'s shit is coming down!

YES!

[Tigress DEM]

64. Now just a second.... let him restore habeus corpus and then impeach him.

If he's in the mood not to be "veto happy" or go into all these signing statements and such.... I say let him.

I'm not sure if Paraguay will take him or not, so he might just prove to be a useful little monkey if he thinks he'll wind up tried for war crimes and hanged from the neck until dead just like Saddam.

[gully]

65. Gosh, I'm touched

:EYES:

[DemonFighterLives]

66. Pull my Finger Knucklehead

Nyuck! Nyuck! whoop, whoop whoop
:nopity:

[dapper]

67. He can meet my buddy....

Gosukima Deek

Bush will be working for us now.

Dapper

[William Bloode]

68. Wishing he and Prick Cheney don't go to prison!

Looking like loads of trouble ahead. I'm sure he wants to reach out now that it looks like we may investigative powers. In other owrds it's cover your ass mode.

[Pachamama]

69. You are too kind...I would be far more nasty and direct in anything I had to say to that piece of

sh*t!

:grr:

Yeah, sure he's going to "reach out" to Dems....

He's shitting bricks right now...he's crying to Laura and Condi...He's asking Rummy and Shooter what to do....The Bully of the Playground just got punched in the nose and put on notice that we aren't taking it anymore....

:kick:

[NorthernSpy]

70. I don't want to be "reached out" to. I want JUSTICE.

Gee. Yesterday I was busy "emboldening the terrorists" and generally being 'anti-American'. Today, I deserve to be "reached-out to". This change in tone just might be because my party is winning the election.

Does he really think that we're going to forget all the shitty things that he and his party have said and done for the last six years (no, for longer than that -- much longer than that)?

Thing is, I'm not all that eager right now to let bygones be bygones. How about you?

[mconvente]

71. FUCK THAT!!

Oh, so NOW you want to work. Bush, meet Judiciary Chairman John Conyers. :hi:

[bkcc]

72. No. We need to reach out to him....

with our hand and then flip him the bird...right in his chimpy little face.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

73. Beats the reacharound we've been getting...

[morningglory]

74. NOW, he is a uniter, not a divider. Too frikken late, MonkeyBoy.

[Gelliebeans]

75. Take ur pathetic reach around

and stuff it you whiny little bastard!

[Duncan Grant]

76. A-fucking-men.

:kick:

[pa28]

77. You lied about that already.

Remember what Nancy Pelosi said about impeachment? I think John Conyers may be less charitable.

Do yourself a favor and hire some additional criminal lawyers tomorrow.

[mitchum]

78. Fuck that criminal ape...he WILL be investigated

[antonialee839]

79. You spent all that capital you sorry piece of shit.

Let the investigations commence! Time for one big ass ruler to come down on those hands you want to
reach with.

[regnaD kciN]

80. I've heard that song before...

As I recall, he made the same promise after "winning" :eyes: the 2000 (s)election.

It was all very gracious and magnanimous. Then he immediately got together with the Republican Congressional leadership and re-wrote the rules, essentially stripping the minority party of any say in how things were done -- rules which the Republicans have gleefully enforced for the past six years.

It's payback time.

:spank:

[DemBones DemBones]

89. That;s how I recall it, too. And remember how he promised

he was "a uniter not a divider" and that he wouldn't engage in nation-building" (except, of course, in Iraq.)

[DrDebug]

81. Go fuck yourself and the Cheney elephant you rode in on n/t

[Sugar Smack]

82. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL! LOL!

That's even funnier than the search for WMDs in the Oval Office. Comedic gold. Lout.

[Skidmore]

83. He'll discover the veto.

[GreenTea]

84. All Americans...

[ima_sinnic]

86. oh mr. urinary executive:

up yours you lying sack of dogs**t!
your sorry-@$$ pathetic incompetent greed-head coke-snorting lazy-@$$ despicable life just got a lot more unpleasant. it will be a pleasure watching your meltdown; may it happen live, on a worldwide radio-Internet-TV-multimedia simulcast.

now when the hell are those indictments going to be handed down??

LET THE WAR CRIMES TRIALS BEGIN!

[Irreverend IX]

87. I hope you enjoy the next two years, you brain-dead monkey...

Cause we're sure as hell going to. It's too bad you could never work up the courage to ride a horse, cause now you're sitting on top of a bucking bronco. You and your friends are going to have about as much control over the government as you did over your car on that night you crashed and got into a drunken fistfight with your dad. And after your time in office is over, you'll sink into obscurity as one of the most hated men in the history of the world. From the bottom of my heart, FUCK YOU George W. Bush.

[Tommymac]

88. After six years of getting screwed by Dubya...

he FINALLY offers us a reach around.

About time.

Asshole.

[malaise]

90. K & R

Great rant!

[fooj]

91. Hey Little Lord Pissypants...

[lfairban]

92. I just got the idea for a cartoon.

A man, * to be specific, is drowning next to a dock, going down for the third time. All you can see of him is his outstretched are above the water, while two people stand with folded arms on the dock. The caption is, "Bush reaches out to Democrats."

Could one of our gonzo artists pen this?

[two gun sid]

93. Hopefully, he'll pull back a bloody stump.

[Pacifist Patriot]

94. Mr. Bush ever reached out to me I'd jerk my hand away.

I'm more than willing to work with traditional Republicans, but the neocon criminals don't deserve any "high ground" treatment.

[ScreamingMeemie]

95. We Bite.

[Patsy Stone]

97. I really want Nancy to tell him

to take his phone call and his lunch invitation and shove 'em.

Now he found her number? F!U!

[SammyWinstonJack]

98. Did I dream this or wasn't it just last week that the WH put out a statement

that this administration had no intentions of working with a Dem. controlled Congress? :shrug:

[elehhhhna]

99. I thought he doesn't negotiate with "terrorists". Sorry, Butchie...

much too little, much too late.


"Ooooh -- please don't hurt me" Sadistic, whining Governor GW Bush, mocking Karla Fay Tucker prior to her execution.

[Kurovski]

100. Well, it will be nice to have something more than

the usual reach AROUND.

[pdrichards114]

101. When he reaches out, give him a pen to sign the confession to murder, lying, genocide,

Also hand him a pink slip, and a bill for the over $3 trillion extra national debt we now have.

[July]

102. Hey, he's already started by calling us the "Democrat" party.

Way to reach out, George. How about we don't even talk until you get our name straight. Moran.

[tbyg52]

103. Oh, yeah, reach out

now that you've LOST! Jerk.

[karleeque]

104. I'm holding 2 middle fingers up for Bush. Here's my bus!!

You rotten bastard. I and many others will see you rot in prison before we go down.