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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 03:26 PM
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You can always spot the freeper in the locker room.
The bright orange genitals are a dead giveaway. (They have yet to figure out that they shouldn't watch Ann Coulter on Hannity and Colmes while eating Cheetos.)
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lancdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 03:26 PM
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1. lol
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 03:27 PM
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2. OMG
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spuddonna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 03:28 PM
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3. GAH! Now I can never eat Cheetos again...
:puke: lol I'll let you know how my weight loss is coming... :7
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 03:32 PM
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4. They can do two things concurrently without hurting themselves?
I've heard that the most successful freeper contraceptive was a stick of gum.
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drdtroit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 03:34 PM
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5. I thought they lacked testicular genitalia
stemming from the atrophying that arises out of disuse?

:patriot:
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 03:36 PM
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6. Now that's just nasty.
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 03:38 PM
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7. I always thought they were the ones that enjoyed towel snapping...
:shrug:
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 05:53 PM
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14. I just love military tradition
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Ksec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 03:41 PM
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8. LMAO
I go to the local Y to workout and I can spot a freeper a mile away.

A dead giveaway is they always have the TV in front on their treadmills tuned to Fox.
Another one is they always have little packages that are shrunk up inside their bodies.
Not that I go around checking packages, but I take a peek now and then.
:)
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 03:46 PM
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9. LOL, you bad!
:thumbsup:

I'm bad, too, because I'm stealing it!

:rofl:
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 03:47 PM
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10. That was bad
But it was hilarious! LOL!
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neoblues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 04:07 PM
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11. Yeah, they're the ones who keep wanking with the indoor tanning lotion...
So they're going blind without even having gone out into the sun; but along with the blindness, they can't see that they're very orange and so, quite different than others.
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 04:08 PM
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12. U.O. ME a screen, buddy!
:rofl:
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Randypiper Donating Member (527 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 05:46 PM
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13. mmmmmmm, Cheetos
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Gelliebeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:41 AM
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15. Thanks a lot
I just bought a bag to eat for tomorrow. :rofl:
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 03:53 AM
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16. Interesting what you find when you type "orange genitals"
into "the google."

:wtf:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 04:25 AM
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17. Now I'm not going to say I've done *extensive* research on Buddhism
But in what I have done I certainly haven't read anything about glowing orange genitals. :rofl:
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 04:30 AM
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18. No, me neither. But it's actually kinda cool.
:rofl:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 04:45 AM
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20. "Be a Buddhist-Your crotch will glow!
:rofl:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 04:33 AM
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19.  Bravo 11 Bravo
The symbolix sniffing of each other's buns when they meat up with other Freepers, is a dead giveaway too.
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