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longship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 11:39 AM
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Caption this Photo of Chimp at Radio Address.
Caption This



I'm no pro at this stuff. Sorry that it looks doctored.
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 11:41 AM
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1. "Ish da best pppart of wakin' up . . . hic . . ."
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longship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 11:43 AM
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2. He *looks* like he's plastered.
Man, that bottle *belongs* there.
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 11:47 AM
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8. Yep. And Condi may have beat him last nite . . .
. . . with her Gucci handbag, for good measure. His forehead looks kinda messed up.

His buddy Jimmy Beam always saves the day . . .
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 11:44 AM
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3. Yeah, but you didn't photoshop that drunk look on his face...
That's REAL! :rofl:

Nice job! :thumbsup:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 11:45 AM
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4. No caption, but I'd rather vote for Jim Beam
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gfnrob Donating Member (551 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 11:45 AM
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5. Watch, now, heres bottle number three
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :puke:
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 11:46 AM
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6. You did good!
:rofl:

The bottle and the look work very well together!

:rofl:

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longship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 11:52 AM
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10. If I only knew how to do "layers" in Gimp
I would have put his fingers in front of the bottle. That would have worked better.
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 12:00 PM
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11. That's ok, he is drunk...
Edited on Sat Nov-04-06 12:00 PM by Kadie
and having a hard time grabbing the bottle.

I think it looks great!

:rofl:


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MazeRat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 12:05 PM
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13. Set the main image as the background image...add bottle as next layer,
Edited on Sat Nov-04-06 12:05 PM by MazeRat7
then the fingers as the next layer, etc...The layer dialogue should open when you load the base image, if not use the layers dialogue.

MZr7
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longship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 12:16 PM
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14. How do I make selected fingers a new layer?
I don't know how to do that.
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MazeRat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 12:28 PM
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17. You have to "cut" them out of the original pic and make a new pic
Edited on Sat Nov-04-06 12:30 PM by MazeRat7
of just fingers. I would try the "magic wand" selection tool first since the fingers were on a solid color. If that does not work you might try the free hand "lasso" selection tool. You could also just copy the hand area, blow it up, set the background color to transparent, and erase everything except the fingers.

At the end of the day, you need a pic of just fingers to position on the third layer in front of the bottle.

MZr7
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 12:24 PM
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15. I 'tweaked' it so the bottle doesn't jump out so much; hope you don't mind.
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longship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:11 PM
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19. Absolutely not.
The feathering on the bottle image looks bad in the original image.
I'll save that one and upgrade my image.

Thank you very much. I'm not too good with Gimp.
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VeggieTart Donating Member (698 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 11:46 AM
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7. Even without the Photoshopped bottle...
Now, you lishten to me. I'm the deshider, and I make the deshishionsh. We're winning the war on terrah. Uh...uh...I'm the deshider?
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 11:48 AM
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9. THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!! I bet that's what was in the cup.
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 12:00 PM
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12. "Ifsh I've shed it oncsh, I'll shay it agin........
Murka musht shtay da coursh."
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 12:26 PM
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16. A sloppy man in sloppy clothes, suffering a sloppy hangover.
That's not a funny caption, but jeez, look at his face. He's strung out. Maybe he's already missing "Teddy Bear" Haggard.
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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 12:51 PM
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18. ''You 18, boy?''
"If not. Isss OK. I don' care."
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:22 PM
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20. "I want YOU to get me another bottle of Jack!"
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:33 PM
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21. Cay the source.
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longship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:50 PM
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22. Fixed the pic.
Figured out how to do layers. Fixed image.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:56 PM
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23. Lookin' good!
Getting those fingertips to overlap makes all the difference,
doesn't it?
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MazeRat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 02:24 PM
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26. Looks good. And created with the open-source tool GIMP *booyah.
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:58 PM
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24. "Get that fucking camera out of my face, or I'll have you suicided."
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951-Riverside Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 02:01 PM
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25. Who is that fat head black woman behind him?
She looks absolutely EVIL
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