Cut the GOP some slack... (observation with jokes)

[radfringe]

they can't run on the economy - because it sucks for 90% of us

they can't run on Iraq - because Frist told them not too, and it's a fiasco of the nth magnitude

they can't run on security - because that brings up illegal immigration

they can't run on terror - because that drags Iraq back into it, and the nasty "where's bin-laden question"

they can't run on fiscal discipline - because they don't have any

FEAR isn't working, and the SMEAR effect is getting boring...

so what do the GOPers have left? They have Jokes! Vote GOP - they have better JOKES.

For the remaining 5 days - the republican campaigns will be JOKES!

[Demeter]

1. Their Jokes Suck, Too

They don't have a leg to stand on in this election, and their dilemma is well-earned.

[gfnrob]

2. Do you mean....

How many rebarfs does it take to screw in a light bulb???


Just 2, but they must be over 30.:headbang:

[sakabatou]

3. LMAO

[JHB]

4. They can't run on security - because that brings up...

...security.

Are our ports more secure?

Do we have more Arabic (and Farsi, and others) translators? Or are all the potential candidates afraid they'll be thrown in GITMO?

How about them "no fly" lists? Are they pared down to just "real potential threats" yet? Or do they still include everybody who ever stuck their tongue out at Bush?

What's today's color code, and why? Or did we give that up? and Why?

What fortifications have been made around those petting zoos down south, since everybody knows terrorists are all "been there, blown up that" with New York and DC?

How are things these days at the Dept. of Homeboy Security? (you homies wid "W", you got job security at DHS. Unless you get bad press)

[puerco-bellies]

5. O! M! G!

KKKarl is that you!?!

[radfringe]

6. take my president...

PLEASE!!!!

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