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dancingme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 08:37 PM
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How soon before Santorum has a show on Fox News?
Edited on Mon Oct-30-06 08:41 PM by dancingme
What's next for FORMER Senator Santorum? A "Man on Dog" hour on Fox News with Rick and Karen Santorum discussing family values and showing good Christian Americans (where the wife stays home of course) who teach their children that God created the universe in 6 days and on the 7th day He read Rick's book.
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bluerum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 08:39 PM
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1. Or the jesus saved me channel. nt
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 08:44 PM
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3. Or where was jesus when I needed him channel. nt
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bluerum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 09:55 PM
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10. Jesus is dropping rotten rick like a hot tater! nt
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 08:43 PM
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2. Hire him NOW!! I'd watch the "Santorum Factor"
if it replaced a certain other factor. Well for a day or so anyway.
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smalll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:03 PM
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12. I could see them calling it "Forum Santorum" instead - can't really use "factor" again -
sounds kinda Roman-Empire cool. Maybe he could start calling himself "Santormus Maximus" or something.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 08:51 PM
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4. He's too rough-hewn and clueless even for FOX.
I bet he winds up on K Street in a swank office.

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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 08:54 PM
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5. I have the name: Slinging Santorum
Edited on Mon Oct-30-06 08:56 PM by Beelzebud
The tag line could be this:

Santorum: You're soaking in it!
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 08:56 PM
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6. He'll replace Scarborough
Maybe run for Imperial Wizaed?
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kevinbgoode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 09:00 PM
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7. He'll end up a CBN commentator
trading niceties with Pat Robertson . . .
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 09:01 PM
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8. As long as he's not Making Law, I'll be happy.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 09:01 PM
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9. will he do his show nailed to a cross?
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 09:56 PM
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11. his sidekick can be George "Macaca" Allen
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