Get your Dr. Laura action figure

[DesertRat]

The highly anticipated Dr. Laura action figure says 23 different phrases when you press her button.

Only $29.95 plus shipping and handling!


http://www.drlaura.com/main/action_figure.html

[rzemanfl]

1. Does it pose nude? n/t

[Richard Steele]

2. "Now go do the right thing, you SLUT!" nm

[walldude]

3. Bwhahahahaha... did you see the little tag at the bottom?

Americas real action heroes. Yeah Doc, you're a regular Princess Leia.

[DesertRat]

12. What qualifies her as a "real action hero"???

[crappyjazz]

20. Probably the same thing that qualifies her as a "doctor"

[gratuitous]

18. Is this a series or something?

"Real" action heroes. Sure puts those whiners and cowards in the Marines in their place, doesn't it? Next up for Christmas, the 101st Fighting Keyboarder Action Figure with "pizza face" stick-ons!

[C_U_L8R]

4. Does it come with pins you can stick in it?

oh lord this is just too weird

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. How much for the original "Bush" version. You know, without clothes.

Falwell and Robertson scooped 'em all, I guess.

[Chipper Chat]

6. God, I thought this HAD to be satire.

Bonk!!!!
I saw the 6 phrases she utters.
The other 17 are gay-bashing quips like:
no 7) "Watch out Timmy there's a queer around the corner"
no 8) "Gay's can't reproduce therefore they must recruit"
no 9) "Cody, I REPEAT, DO NOT go around singing show tunes"
no 10) "Listen kids, say "God for me" not "sodomy"
.
etc

[DesertRat]

13. more phrases

"No Suzy, you may not wear a flannel shirt"

"You are a biological error"

[TechBear_Seattle]

7. Is the top fully removable?

I mean, if it is really Dr. Laura....

[NanceGreggs]

8. Just in time for "War on Christmas" giving!

The perfect gift for that child on your list who YOU JUST CAN'T STAND!

[Daphne08]

9. Bwahahahahaha!!!

[HuffleClaw]

10. eeeewwwwwwwwwwww

that is just plain wrong. on so many levels.

[MazeRat7]

11. You could not pay me enough to "Press her Button"....*shudder (n/t)

[Jacobin]

14. If you'd like to see WAAAY more of Dr. Laura than you'd like:

http://www.bartcop.com/mengidx.htm


I'm warnin' ya

[Jack from Charlotte]

15. The carpet doesn't match the curtains......

as they say when the colour of crotchal region is very differrent from the (current) head hair colour.

[Swamp Rat]

17. LOL!

[Jacobin]

19. Now we know why she has so much in common with Bushes

[AspenRose]

16. Never mind, I thought it was a voodoo doll....

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