Wonkette - hey now, shredders arrive @ Cheney compound...

[bridgit]

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/dick-cheney/shreddin-w...

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Someone should file a lawsuit to prevent Cheney from destroying...

...OUR documents!

[Skidmore]

2. Dick done been wonked.

[villager]

3. convinced the Repubs will hold on to the house, is he?

n/t

[BOSSHOG]

4. I have every confidence

that copies of whatever he has is being held elsewhere. Most(all?) government agencies do things in sextuplicate at least. And anyone he has pissed off has his own cover my ass lock box.

[Marie26]

37. I can't think

of what official documents should be stored at the VP's mansion at all. This must be Cheney's own personal stash - of Halliburton receipts, Energy Task force meetings, & plans for world domination?

[wicket]

5. K & R

[napi21]

6. UH OH! I bet this is tied to the info that's supposed to come out

this week that involves Halliburton and Cheney. There's several posts on DU involving a whistleblower who used to work at KBR.

Although I;m not an attorney, I've been through several long investigations, and old Dickey just might find out it's illegal to intentionally destroy docs to protect your own hide!

[dflprincess]

9. I'm sure he's just shredding manuscripts of other books

Lynne tried to get published.

[jazzjunkysue]

23. The romance novels she used for inspiration. I'm sure that's what it is.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

13. Shredding copies of the consitution, no doubt.

"We're gonna need a bigger truck!"

[unpossibles]

7. I love blog comments! You never have to wait long

to see someone bring up the Clenis!

[bridgit]

10. well that would be right here in this thread post #7...

[applegrove]

8. Why doesn't he just use his SHOTGUN to blow the papers to **** ?

Might help improve his aim?

[bridgit]

11. bhwahaha, there'ya go...

[applegrove]

12. Popped into my head.

[bridgit]

14. they say the key to humor is completing a thought already on the tip...

of your audiences brain-tongue

[applegrove]

15. I always thought it was about taking the audience to the edge of

some concept..and then saving them with some emotionally truth that comes as a surprise. Same difference.

[bridgit]

26. either way, applegrove...

[applegrove]

18. PULL!

[jazzjunkysue]

24. (duck!)

[applegrove]

25. LOL

[Subdivisions]

16. Somebody file an injunction! Don't let him destroy the evidence!

[SoCalDem]

17. Knock..Knock.. Shredco calling

SHREDCO mobile shredding units can destroy up to 8,000 pounds of material per hour. Materials can consist of paper, computer printouts, bound documents/files, brochures, checks/forms, etc. There is no need to sort or prepare files; our shredder will easily grind file folders, paper clips and metal fasteners. We can also shred computer disks and

[bridgit]

27. Cover Your Rig - ZZ Top...

If you been out messin' and actin' a fool
You best be confessin' hey, don't be cruel.
Just callin' attention you probably know
Don't hold on to nuthin', it's time to let go.
Lay baby I want 'cha, I'm hurtin' so big.
Take out some insurance, and cover your rig.
We talkin' resurrection to shred your head.
That certain possession you keep in yo' shed.
Don't wanna confuse you, muddy up yo' mind.
Let nothing abuse you or come from behind.
Say baby I want 'cha, I'm hurtin' so big.
Take out some insurance, and cover your rig.
If there's ever a question, take care of yourself.
Use your protection, be respecting yo'self.
Make no obligations, you can throw 'em to the wind.
Blind infatuations, the means to an end.
Say baby I want ya, I'm hurtin' so big
Take out some insurance, and cover your rig.

[Stinky The Clown]

19. Shades of Fawn Hall!

Here's a post Ollie North picture of Ms. Hall, as she embarked on her modeling career.

[C_U_L8R]

20. If there's a patriot on the shredding team

i hope they've stuffed away a few choice documents

Unbelievable. This is some nixonian bullshit going on right here.

[brook]

21. Some shredding companies

are quite 'lax'. I was able to buy/rent paper documents to use as set dressing from those companies on several occasions. Unfortunately, unless there is a patriot or e-bayer, I doubt we'll see what Dickie's dickering with here.

[AtomicKitten]

22. "the evidence won't destroy itself"

[Marie26]

28. For some reason

I think this is funny. I have this image of Cheney in his bunker, furiously shredding. But they don't think the Democrats will take over Congress, right? I also love how the shredder in the photo has its own Secret Service escort. It's the sheer Republican panic, more than anything else, that convinces me they're not planning to steal this election. They have no plan.

[Cleita]

29. Not to worry. He's just getting rid of what's left of Lynne's

novel, "Sisters".

Sure he is.

[bridgit]

30. hee, good one...

[upi402]

31. God bles the ACLU

[upi402]

32. k/r

[OneBlueSky]

33. Halliburton pay stubs and W-2s, no doubt . . . 2000-present . . .

(but not by much) . . .

[Bozita]

34. Mobile shredders are God's purifying forgiveness for those in power

But only for those in power.

Repent, you sinners!

Especially those without truck-mounted, turbocharged supershredders.

[Oilwellian]

35. Hehehe....it has it's own security detail

As David Smith explained in his Halliburton thread, they can shred to their hearts content. Apparently cheney is a dinosaur and doesn't realize how deadly computers are. The goods are already in hand by those who plan to bust their ass.

[upi402]

36. oh please yes, and the cherry on top...

that there really IS a hell!

[malaise]

38. This is expected

The shredder companies must be working overtime delivering machines for Rethug Senators and Congress critters as well.

[bridgit]

40. dad gum it, pard, i knew we should have invested in shredding machine...

company stocks oh well

[WilliamPitt]

39. Shredding before he steps down?

Stepping down in event of Dem subpoena power?

*swoon*