What if you had one wish concerning George W. Bush?

[Cyrano]

So you're walking along a beach, pick up a bottle, a genii comes out and gives you one wish regarding Bush. What would it be?

Mine is that he'd be forced to view himself as almost all the sane people in the world see him. That would cause him enough pain to last for an eternity.

What would your wish be?

[no_hypocrisy]

1. To just go away would be enough for me. n/t

[april]

27. to have him sent to one of his hidden prisons

[kerry-is-my-prez]

2. To be impeached and live in infamy for the rest of his life.

n/t

[undeterred]

3. Agent Mike wouldn't like it.

[Sabriel]

4. To belong to a different racial designation, to have to earn a living

Without viable health care.

Oh, and to have to do it by himself with poorly funded schools.

That about sums it up for me.

[woodsprite]

You forgot .... in Louisiana's 9th Ward. n/t

[thereismore]

5. to develop a conscience. That would be punishment enough. nt

[BOSSHOG]

6. That he would be court-martialed for desertion

That he would be recalled to active duty, refitted and put back in a First Lieutenant's uniform, be confined to a military base during his trial and have to have his drug abuse uncovered as the reason he deserted. That he be given a young, incompetent "conservative" first lieutenant as defense council. That he be found guilty and sentenced to 25 years of hard labor at Leavenworth. And that the whole event be televised live.

[Solly Mack]

7. since we're wishing

to go to prison for the rest of his natural life

[bdamomma]

8. wow, there are alot of things I wish, but I hope what this person

has unleashed on everyone comes back to him. And I wouldn't leave the rest of his regime out either.

[Lucky Luciano]

9. Out of profound guilt for al the hell he has caused,

the genie makes him see what he has done and he flies on Air-Force 1 and turns himself in to The Hague where he testifies against all of his cronies and a newly elected sane US government arrests all of them and sends them along to join b*sh in The Hague to be prosecuted for their crimes. They all receive life in prison.

[bowens43]

10. That he would have gone to jail for his cocaine bust.

[patricia92243]

11. My wish would be that he would turn into the most liberal, progressive Democratic

President in U.S. history.

That, or I could wish he would give me a million dollars

[Catherine Vincent]

12. I don't wish anyone any pain.

Nevermind, I thought you meant physical pain. I like what your wish would be.

[LynnTheDem]

13. JUSTICE.

Just 100% plain total JUSTICE where he must tell 100% TRUTH about his actions and JUSTICE decides the result.

[Homer Wells]

42. I remember an old Twilight Zone episode

where this used car dealer buys a "haunted" car, which forces him to tell the truth until he can sell it to someone else.

If I can have a second wish, I would hope someone sells him THAT car!!!

[Mz Pip]

14. Tried and convicted

in the Hague for war crimes.

Never happen but we're talking about wishes here.

Mz Pip

[Atman]

15. Be VERY CAREFUL how you respond to this thread

The (bleeps) that called the SS on Skinner are reading every post in every thread, just looking for the next reason to call the feds again. Seriously.

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[ccpup]

16. that he and the Bush Family --

all the way back before Prescott -- had never existed.

[Homer Wells]

17. My wish would be that

HW and Babs had practiced safe sex back in the mid 1940's, preventing the little weasel from ever having been born.

[enid602]

18. GWB

That he (GWB) be put alonside Saddam on the bench in court; both men awaiting their plights at the hands of understandably furious Iraqis.

[Dora]

19. To see the error of his ways and say so.

[jannyk]

20. That he'd never been born! n/t

[coco77]

21. I can't answer that ...

[bunny planet]

22. can I pick all of the above?

[AZBlue]

23. That he'd never been born

eom

[mykpart]

24. That he would be forced to live on $8.00 an hour for the rest of his life.

[bdamomma]

48. oh, Laura probably won't like too much no Botox for you!!!

[wryter2000]

25. The premise of that movie Liar, Liar

That he'd be forced to tell the truth at a press conference and he had to stay until every single question was answered.

[ronnykmarshall]

26. Photos of him doing a line of coke.....

off Karl Rove's ass.

[mike_c]

28. may the fleas of a thousand camels....

You know.

[Catherine Vincent]

29. On second thought I have one:

Force him to stroll along 125th street in Harlem with no clothes on except a sign attached to him that says "I HATE N******!"

(remember the movie Diehard III?)

[kurth]

30. He's perfectly fine the way he is

The worst president ever. History will remember him well. Now THAT's long-term punishment.

[BrokenBeyondRepair]

31. GW is a puppet; i'd want my wish to apply to those w/ power

[sinkingfeeling]

32. That justice for his crimes comes during my lifetime. And I want all of

his crimes to be made public and written about for centuries to come.

[Dob Bole]

33. Turn him gay.

That would be fun.

[in_cog_ni_to]

34. Since I can't say what my true wish would be, I would wish that he

be arrested, tried at the Hague, found guilty of war crimes and sentenced to life in prison (the worst prison known to man) along with the entire cabal.

[AllegroRondo]

35. That he be forced to live on minimum wage for the rest of his life.

with no family fortunes to help him out.

[Union Thug]

36. That he was born to a poor family and actually had to struggle

to get by.

[LeftishBrit]

37. That his brother had not been elected governor of Florida

Then he almost certainly would not have had the presidency handed to him, and the world wouldn't have had to deal with him.

Of course, a bit of abstinence or birth control (take your pick) on the part of the elder Bushes back in around 1945 would have served even better.

[screembloodymurder]

38. I wish he could serve his country -

in Iraq.

[lpbk2713]

39. To spend eternity haunted by the thousands of souls

who died from his actions or inactions as in the case of post-Katrina.

[abluelady]

40. I would like to see him resign

along with his top people.

[Patsy Stone]

41. I'd like him to serve two tours in the military

and come home to no health care and be forced to work as a greeter at Wal-Mart to meet his family's medical needs.

That, or stand accused on trial at The Hague.

[AnneD]

43. I was told that ...

if you told what you wished for, it wouldn't come true. My lips are sealed.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

44. i wish, but it may happen anyway

that he cracks during a press conference and has to be led away.

[Ino]

45. That he & his cabal go to prison for the rest of their lives

All his crimes exposed.

Also that his entire family be shamed & shunned, unable to go out in public without being pelted with eggs & jeered at. NEVER will Bush Sr. be interviewed as an honored "senior statesman."

Also that every decision Junior's made, every bill he's signed, be overturned -- and his SCOTUS picks booted out.

The Republican Party is disgraced & scorned forever more.

That should cover it.

[Marnieworld]

46. To have him actually be "Born Again" and confess and expose everything

That would be something! To have him suddenly, really find Jesus and spill his guts and expose everyone. Of course this will never happen but that would be my wish.

[porphyrian]

47. I wish he'd be forced to right his every wrong.

Since this involves the deaths of thousands of innocents, I'm not sure how he'd begin to pull it off, but it would be a step towards justice.

[Lindacooks]

49. I would wish that he would be forced to tell the truth, no matter what.

Like Jim Carrey on 'Liar Liar'.

[sweetheart]

50. Saṃghāta

Less a wish than the dhamma...


'Samghata' (little dot below the m, straight line above the a)
is showing up properly on some DU screens but not the headline?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naraka_ (Buddhism)

[ThomCat]

51. A long, painful life with chronic health problems and no

insurance, no family resources or rich friends to fall back on, working minimum wage.

That's what I'd like to wish on him.

[schmuls]

52. That when Big Daddy grew a stiff one for ol' "Beautiful Mind" that he

had taken a cold shower and stuffed his sausage back in his pants!

[Neoma]

53. I'd have wished that bush would put everyone he knew personally into prison.

[schmuls]

54. Wish #2 - to be inundated by floods with no one to help him. To have

a debilitating illness and no health insurance. To have his ugly chimp lips bitch slapped about a million times. To be caught with his sorry pecker out, being serviced by Ol' Jeff Gannon. To have his land in Texas plowed under while they built the NAFTA superhighway. To have his sorry ass thrown out on the front lawn of the WH, for he is a squatter, don't you know. May a close relative's life depend on getting a stem cell implant. May all *'s henchmen go off a thousand mile high cliff and land on the head of the CEO of Halliburton. I could go on ...........

[BattyDem]

55. That he is compelled to tell the truth

Picture this:

He's making a speech and suddenly, the genie steps in and he is forced to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth - at which point he begins confessing every crime he and his administration are guilty of.

[mitchtv]

56. Two out, proud, Lesbian, twin daughters

would be fun