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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 04:21 AM
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MAN, did you see the way rush was Sucking on that big, fat cigar?
Edited on Mon Oct-30-06 04:31 AM by Philosoraptor
I saw a few clips of rush on his tv/radio show and man he was really doing a 'job' on that fine Dominican cigar. In between gaseous bloviations he would cram that big erect cigar halfway down his throat and drag on it voraciously huffing and puffing like a steam engine and just really workin' it.

Sometimes a cigar is more than just a cigar.



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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 04:26 AM
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1. That was a genuine ViagraTella he was smoking
Edited on Mon Oct-30-06 04:29 AM by SpiralHawk
It is the penis-substitute of choice for impotent drug-addicted men who are attempting to compensate for their, ahh, shotccomings...

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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 04:26 AM
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2. George Carlin
Called it for what it was if anyone's been listening :)
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 04:29 AM
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3. He's a stupid man's Red Auerbach
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Towlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 04:38 AM
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4. I hate seeing his face at the top of the home page here.
Even if it's next to the words, "Top 10 Conservative Idiots", it's not a pretty thing to see.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 07:17 AM
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9. Oh, gee. I thought it was his ass.
Edited on Mon Oct-30-06 07:26 AM by Lastlaughin08
And welcome to DU.
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TomClash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 05:11 AM
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5. Sometimes a cigar
is just a cigar . . .

. . . even if the smoker wishes it were something else.
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lcordero2 Donating Member (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 05:29 AM
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6. of course!!!
All you have to do is look around the internet for the rumors :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 05:40 AM
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7. He sucks...
Period!1!111!111!!11
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 06:56 AM
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8. Chain smoke 'em, fatso. Make the spot on the lung X-ray easy to diagnose.
Edited on Mon Oct-30-06 06:58 AM by Lastlaughin08
C'mon, big boy. Fire those stinky foot-long turds up and enjoy yourself. A box a day is great for your health. Nobody can tell you want to do. You're infallible.

You're such a gift to the human race.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:10 AM
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10. then he can appear in a lung cancer society ad coughing
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:13 AM
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11. Of course nobody would ever dare to question
whether or not HIS illness was legitimate...

I can only hope that he someday bitterly regrets his stance.

Julie
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:38 AM
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12. Maybe he could fake gasping and wheezing.
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Homer Wells Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:41 AM
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13. I suppose he is anticipating
his next trip to Latin America, and just getting in practice.

:spray:
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:45 AM
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14. As Much As I Loathe That Cretin. . .
. . .the cigar is just a cigar. As one who smokes them too, i can assure you that no repressed sexual connotation is required.
The Professor
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:48 AM
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16. I like em too
but you shoulda SEEN the guy puttin' a hurt on that stogie.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:48 AM
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15. Who could not notice?Updated at 2:48 PM
My first impression was that he thinks it's either a pacifier or a cock?
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