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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:24 PM
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Nine Days To A Nervous Breakdown by George W Bush
Yeah, I've been campaigning my ass off for the last few days. That's what I'm good at, you know. I've gotta do everything I can to keep those nasty Democrats from winning the House or Senate, especially the Senate. My boys will protect me as long as we have a majority.

If the Democrat Party wins, they will go on a witchhunt, trying to dig up old bones and trying to catch me in a lie. My life will be ruined if they start investigating. Digging for the truth and all that bullshit. Even Karl won't be able to stop them. It makes my heart flutter...

I gotta go on the road tomorrow and tell everyone about how we need to stop homosexual marriage. I gotta keep attacking the liberals or they will string me up. I can't slow down. I don't have time to sleep. I need my medication...I think I'm having a nervous breakdown...

Laura! Bring me some more pretzels! I gotta figure out how to stop the Democrats. Bring me one of my nerve pills, will ya? Oh my goodness, what if I lose? I can't panic...I've gotta get it under control. Barney! Get out of here - I gotta think... :)
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:27 PM
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1. I can't help but think
of the stories about LBJ when he became fully aware of how unpopular his war had become.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:28 PM
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2. I'm just hoping he is on the teevee when he finally breaks
'cause he is gonna break and it won't be very pretty either.
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:32 PM
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3. Maybe Laura will be there to wipe his tears


LOL


He can't even imagine not having the election fixed.
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Kierkegaard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:48 PM
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7. It'll be one of the most beautiful sights these old eyes have seen.
I think I hear the cookie wagon approaching now!

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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 09:51 PM
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15. The one and only time I heard Limpballs say anything remotely
funny, was the "coming to take me away, ah ha" skit he did mimicking Ross Perot. Maybe he can reprise that for the Bush* blunderer.
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Justice Is Comin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:40 PM
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4. I predicted he's going to resign in disgrace
and I still got the post around here somewhere in the attic to prove it.

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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:40 PM
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5. No he won't.
People who have no emotions cannot have nervous breakdowns.
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:47 PM
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6. He has anger
He's eaten up with anger and envy, the two deadliest of the emotions. He probably will melt down and say something that he shouldn't. It will be something he steps in all on his own and he will not be able to handle it.

I will stock up on snacks ... it's going to be good, when he blows!
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:50 PM
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8. Right ....
The combination of self-righteousness and his ability to become frustrated when people disagree with him stand out already. After the elections, it will increase.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:53 PM
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9. and most likely....
the Repubs will desert him in even larger numbers after the election, already sensing the foreboding doom of 2008... :)
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:57 PM
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11. I think we all
anticipated many of the republicans attempting to create distance between the administration's policies and their own campaigns this fall. But I have been happily surprised at the extent to which they are doing so. And I agree that it is a sign of things to come.
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 10:57 PM
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19. So, I think we need to say "Republicans" and not "Bush" from now on
Bush is history, bad history. Republican puppeteers want to use the dolt as a patsy. If we fail to use the label "Republican" they will hold power. If we link the failed state of affairs with the main corporatist party, it will be tainted.

my .02
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 09:27 PM
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13. Repukes are really good at abandoning their own when
they outlive their shelf life.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:56 PM
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10. Good call.
He is angry.
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bigbrother05 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 09:21 PM
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12. Fucking cheer leading stupid piece of shit
Our world has been destroyed by this piece of shit, and he is out there cheer leading to the sheeple.
I saw a piece of his stunt today, pathetic. I hope Karl is proud, and Mommie and Poppie
Sorry for language, but I'm sick of the piece of shit.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 09:33 PM
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14. I want him to piddle a big puddle
on the floor of the White House.
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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 09:52 PM
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16. Rove hass everything under control -- or does he?
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katamaran Donating Member (352 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 10:11 PM
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17. I can see his press conference the next day already...
I can see his press conference the next day already...that is, assuming he even leaves his bedroom closet that day. He'll be behind the podium with that really blank stare of his, jaw shifting back and forth, stammering. And then he'll have the balls to say something to the tone of "The American people have made a grave mistake." And then he'll start waving his arms and snapping at David Gregory like a rabid dog.

This is all assuming the fix isn't in.
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Southsideirish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 10:53 PM
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18. Are those pretzels making you thirsty? Try another O'Douls! n/t
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 10:59 PM
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20. O'Douls is kissing the devil with that empty suit
He will go back to real booze in quickfast order. We all know what the devil may do after having his fire sparked :evilgrin:
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