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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 04:05 PM
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Threat Level Orange
Due to recent uncorroborated rumors of neighbors planning to intimidate neighbors, Homeland Security has raised the Threat Level to Orange. Reports are surfacing of plans to extort concessions from various urban dwellings, to take what is not theirs with threats of retaliation. The Homeland Secretary has raised concerns about the dangers to the food chain. With a show of stern coolness under pressure, he has mobilized forces to respond to acitivities expected to erupt this Tuesday, and they have given it the code name Halloween.
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 04:08 PM
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1. Orange as in ...

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AnneD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 04:13 PM
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2. There have been reports of...
unauthorized air traffic throughout the US and reports of vaporous gas hanging low to the ground. This gas, while it has no detectable smell, has been responsible for the disappearance of of many pedestrians.
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 04:15 PM
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3. What if I get trick or treaters that are dressed like Homeland Security?!
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Monkeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 04:21 PM
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4. Yep in Bush Mask eeek
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orpupilofnature57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 04:35 PM
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5. Shrub goes out dressed like the Marquise De Sade ,Cheney's J.Edgar in drag!
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bluedogyellowdog Donating Member (338 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:09 PM
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6. Oh dear.
SHOCKING!! A holiday which encourages an orgy of PANHANDLING and kids dressing up in funny outfits. Turns ordinary innocent little children into witches and street urchins begging for a handout. This plot could only have been thought up by somebody who wants our innocent little children to disobey their parents, run away from home, become lesbians, and practice witchcraft. The homosexual agenda may have something to do with it too. We must protect the children! :sarcasm:
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