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TheMadMonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 12:05 PM
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There is a blind lady...
All the shit flying around recently recalled to me an old ditty that seems ripe for the times with few modifications.



There is a blind lady


There is a blind lady, she carries a ballance.
Her passages got packed with republican malefeasance.
Her sphincter finally gave way under the pressure,
And o'er the Capitol dome rose a mushroom cloud of odure.

Chorus:
Too-ra-li, too-ra-li, too-ra-lay, too-ra-lay,
A rolling stone gathers no moss so they say,
Sing along, sing along, with the birds, with the birds,
It's a wonderful song but it's all about turds.

Well she ran to the window and stuck out her arse,
Just at that moment a polititian came past,
That poor old polititian was eating his pie,
When a steaming hot turd hit him right in the eye.



Well he ran to the East and he ran to the West,
When a further consignment hit him right in the chest,
Well he fled to the North and he fled to the South,
When a bloody great turd hit him right in the mouth.



The next time you walk over Woodrow Wilson Bridge,
Look out for a polititan asleep on the ridge,
His chest bears a plackard, around it these words,
"Be kind to this GOP who's been blinded by turds"



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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 12:10 PM
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1. Entertaining most certainly, but hardly an International Brotherhood of Unions
...standard bearer :rofl:
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TheMadMonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:00 PM
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2. one self kick and then off to dev/null
nt
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