Caption Condi...

[Crankie Avalon]

"B-but this is a $1000 Anne Klein...Nice Nehru jacket??? WHY YOU..."

[Deep13]

1. A war criminal? Moi!?

[shain from kane]

2. She was ugly before she spent millions on plastic surgery. Ask for a refund.

[Deep13]

3. New promo poster for American Dental Association.

[KansDem]

16. She always kinda reminded me of a '57 Buick

[Deep13]

18. Grrrr! Grrrrrrrr! nt

[madokie]

21. not enough tit

[Hubert Flottz]

22. Or...

Ghengis Condie

[KansDem]

24. GAGG!!! What the Hell is that?!?!?

That certainly puts to the test the old adage, "You've got a face only a mother could love...!"

[ewagner]

4. Whoa!

In that picture Condi looks like a guy with a bad whig......

[AndyA]

5. "Do I look like a liar? I wear nice clothes, I'm clean, my hair is always

fixed...how can you not believe me?"

[Deep13]

6. Dr. Rice, there's bird shit on your jacket. No to the left. Your other left.

[Wickerman]

7. Chairman Mao, no he isn't my tailor, why do you ask?

[WI_DEM]

8. LOL! that's the first thing I thought of

[zulchzulu]

9. Practicing in the mirror: It wasn't my fault he grabbed my fanny

[texas1928]

10. Whew Look at that hairy arm sticking out.

Looks like she is turning into a werewolf. Look at that hand. That is disturbing. Man reminds me of how the hands looked in the Howling right before they started howling.

[DemoTex]

11. You're gonna cry, cry, cry, cry

You're gonna cry ninety-six tears
You're gonna cry ninety-six tears
You're gonna cry, cry, cry, cry now
You're gonna cry, cry, cry, cry
Ninety-six tears

Question Mark and the Mysterians

[Ganja Ninja]

12. "I did not have sex with the President."

[saltpoint]

13. The demur Dr. Rice, resplendent in a neocon gray Star Trek

costume, humors reporters who have shown the poor form to ask her for accountability regarding a globally-acknowledged and overwhelmingly obvious failed policy in the Middle East.

Silly woman. You could have remained in a sterile corporate office with the safe paycheck and a staff of underlings doing your every bidding.

You could have remained at the piano, dueling your beloved Brahms, whose music you once feared but later mastered, and in which you could have rediscovered yourself, found again the small girl you were long ago, delighted by beautiful things, finding them again in the swirls and modulations of the A-Major Intermezzo, as if Brahms himself had left them there for you.

But you abandoned Brahms, and you cast your lot with a fool, a wildcat coke-snorting hellion from a pack of clueless oil-mad powermongers because they dangled an untouchable destiny in front of your face. And you grabbed for the golden ring.

Afghanistan is crumbling. The poppies are in full bloom, indeed they're the only thing that's thriving. Alexander's great army, the best-trained in all history, had to scuffle and scrape to just get through that terrain; the Coalition of the Willing is a Cub scout troop next to that one, and the best you can do now is bounce the rubble and hope the Taliban don't destroy Karzai before November 7th.

Iran is a smoldering ruin. You know Russia, or used to, but you don't know the Middle East much, and fired the one man who could help you, Richard Clarke. Sent him packing and let your boss call him a traitor. To be a Secretary of State, one has to be studied and big-pictured. Frightened girls grasping for fame just don't cut it when innocent people are blown up in bomb attacks.

You have the intelligence and talent to serve Beauty. Instead you serve despair.

Shame on you.

[BuyingThyme]

14. I feel good...

[CatWoman]

15. what the hell happened to her eye brows?

[LiberalinNC]

23. Forget the eyebrows...what about those teeth!?!

[zulchzulu]

17. Condi displaying new US Martial Law pendant: Northbushia

[Hubert Flottz]

19. Twins?

[LionInWinter]

20. "If I had a soul this is where it would be"

[shanti]

25. oh my

she has certainly aged a lot since taking the job

[antonialee839]

26. When have I ever said "stay the course"?

[saltpoint]

27. I think maybe last year this time Condi still believed she might

be a possible presidential possibility.

Events have conspired to dampen those expectations by this time of this year, is my guess.