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cyberpj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 08:15 AM
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Horse Sex Porn Candy Teens! Google search terms to confound W & the FBI:
Horse Sex Porn Candy Teens!
Inside! Fresh Google search terms to confound Dubya and the FBI. Also: Is Bush a fascist?
By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

Wednesday, January 25, 2006
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Attention, all who are reading this column right now, please put down your drink and leap up off the couch and put your pants back on and log in to Google and type the words "hot bunny terrorist fluffer banana" into the comely and world-beloved Google search engine. Do it. Do it now.

Oh no wait, make it "Osama butt pancake lube explosives yay." Or better yet, try "homemade nuke porn lollipop kiddie nipple bomb!!!"(Be sure to include extra exclamation points because as we all know, Dubya isn't the brightest of presidents and these will add zing and personality to your entry and make your search terms -- the very ones the Bush administration is right now subpoenaing the Google corporation to gain access to -- really stand out to the FBI and the Department of Justice, which are always in need of a little zing).

It shall be a mini-movement. It shall be called "Operation Screw With the DOJ and Make Lynne Cheney Squirm." It shall be a big national gigglefest as we watch George W. Bush's gummint work to force and coerce the search engines of the nation to turn over their massive logs of search terms, all in an effort to see what perverted and criminal-minded people like you are really searching for, and sure you can defend yourself and claim it's pictures of Brangelina or recipes for blood orange/vodka body shots or just what the hell is wrong with Samuel Alito to make him look so wan and malicious, when we all know you're really looking for, of course, massive amounts of porn. And so are your kids.

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http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2...

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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 08:23 AM
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1. See related thread: Idea to screw with Government attempts to intrude...
Idea to screw with Government attempts to intrude on search engine privacy
Topic started by IanDB1 on Jan-21-06 08:52 PM (11 replies)
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cyberpj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 08:59 AM
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4. Pretty sad when current climate actually makes you FEAR doing this. nt
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truth2power Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 08:29 AM
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2. They're not really looking for porn. n/t
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Wilber_Stool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 08:42 AM
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3. I've been to that site.
Should I be worried?
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woodsprite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 09:06 AM
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5. Googled "Armpit of the Giant".
Did it last night because my 5yo kept talking about it and looking up at the sky. Did get a chuckle since I used MS and Yahoo too, just to "get it on record". Didn't know this, but it's a nickname for Beetelgeuse (sp?) in Orion. Apparently they were talking about stars in kindergarten ;)
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Atmashine Donating Member (476 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 09:14 AM
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6. Oh no, you said the name!
Beetlejuice...
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