President Bush: "Keith Olbermann is an Unlawful Enemy Combatant!"

[babylonsister]

WASHINGTON (AP) Within hours of signing the Military Commissions Act into law, President Bush declared MSNBC TV Countdown host Keith Olbermann to be the first unlawful enemy combatant under the new provisions.

"There is little in my mind," said the President, "that doubts that this Olbermann fellow is an enema of my administration and thereby an enema of the United States."

Keith Olbermann has recently called President Bush "unconnected to the truth" and is now blaming Bush for the death of habeas corpus.

The President responded by saying:

"I think I'd remember if I killed somebody named Habeas Corpus. Never happened! Is he the good looking detective in that HBO show?"

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i11666

:D

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Olbermann, Osama - they both begin with "O's"

Merlin Olson is NEXT!!!



Say it ain't so, Father Murphy!!!:rofl:

[Human Torch]

2. Two schools of thought on Bush and K.O....

...we know that Bush watches his little presidential DVDs, prepared by his staff, in order to "get his news." If it's not on the DVD, he's probably not aware of its existence (unless, of course, it's a Roadrunner cartoon...MEEP MEEP)!

:evilgrin:

But given the fact that K.O. has done six or so of these "special commentaries" in which he's called Bush a coward and liar and everything but a cross-dresser (and I haven;t given up hope on that one), HOW...in God's name, HOW...could Bush not be aware of Keith Olbermann?

And if he IS...which poor, clueless intern is on the receiving end of the Frat-Boy-In-Chief's wrath?

[Janice325]

3. Keith is an enema???

I'd like to hear him try to say "anathema," which would be more like it.
"Enema" sounds like something Shrub would say if he ever who Keith was, but I doubt dimwit would stay up that late.
:rofl:

[spag68]

4. If you want to hear some good words

listen to bill at Georgetown.

[Ewash]

5. MR. Olbermann is my Hero

I think keith should run for office,Has says what we all want too really say.

[newyawker99]

6. Hi Ewash!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[mykpart]

7. Bush could probably use an enema.

Because, he's, you know, full of s . . . . . . . .