Screw torture! Pump Rita Cosby tapes into Gitmo!

[11 Bravo]

I am trying to listen, but I honestly can't take it. After 5 minutes of listening to that voice, I would tell my captors anything they wanted to know.

[babylonsister]

1. ...

:rofl: :spray: :thumbsup: I agree; she's horrid. I hear her and I head for the clicker.

[tulsakatz]

2. I didn't know she was still on!!

Even when she was on after Keith, I never watched her.

But I agree, that would be punishment.......

[berner59]

5. I agree...

It's so awful...HOW did she EVER get a job broadcasting?? There MUST be something wrong with her throat...

[Poiuyt]

3. I agree. I can't stand listening to her

I used to like to watch MSNBC while eating my lunch. Now that she comes on at noon (Central time zone) I can't. Plus, all she does is cover the typical crime stories.

[Kittycat]

8. Maybe if she adjusted that cheese grater in her throat

It would improve ratings.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

4. come on. The world ALREADY hates us. Why make things worse?

have you no sense of empathy or humanity left in you?

[keta11]

6. I know. I like her quite a bit but jeez, that voice!!

Isn't she worried about her job. Which news station would impose that voice on their listeners. At least MSNBC is gracious enough to allow her to stay on.

She must do something fast!

[DakotaDemocrat]

7. JOn Stewart called her...

Throaty McHuskington...classic!

[flakey_foont]

9. agh!

Now that is CRUEL!!! Please make it stop!!!

[Bumblebee]

10. Hope she is nearing the end of her contract! They obviously cannot dump

her before it ends even if they know -- as they should by now -- that everyone but her mother switches the channel as soon as she opens her mouth.

[951-Riverside]

11. The CIA, Military Intelligence and private contractors would disagree

Water boarding, sleep deprivation, electric shock, suffocation, starvation, mock executions, cutting, tear gas, dogs and isolation are more devastating means of torture. :sarcasm: :(

[kerry-is-my-prez]

12. It's like listening to fingernails on a blackboard.

n/t

[cboy4]

13. If I were at Gitmo and had to listen to that voice I would:

Give me waterboarding any time!

[Sugar Smack]

21. It's actually physically painful for me

to hear that voice. I'd do the same.:pals: :grouphug:

[Lance_Boyle]

14. I know there are lots of Imus haters here, but

he had Vince Gill on this AM, who did a wonderful impersonation of Throaty McHuskington. That woman has the voice of a chipper/shredder.

[11 Bravo]

15. Shhhhh.

(Don't tell anyone, but I listen to Imus, as well.) I heard Vince this morning, and even though he called it a "really bad Rita Cosby impersonation", I thought he had her down pat!

[Bake]

16. "Pump Rita Cosby ..."

Please! Don't ever EVER use the word "pump" in the same sentence with "Rita Cosby." AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Bake

[Sugar Smack]

20. OMG!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: and yet, :cry: You are so right!!!!

[Parche]

17. rita

I see she hasnt taken her Metamucil yet......................

Doesnt she sound like she is straining to pinch a loaf...............

[11 Bravo]

18. Thanks for that visual. Are you going to pay for my lobotomy?

[WI_DEM]

19. That would be torture!