CAPTION BUSH: Mommy, I wet my pants again!!

[NYC Liberal]

[originalpckelly]

1. NO SHIT! It looks like he really wet them!

I wonder if it is just the light?

[unsavedtrash]

2. Condi said I couldn't go potty but I showed her!

[TahitiNut]

3. "But, but, but ... Coach Denny's hands were cooold!"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. "Man, Jack Daniels goes right through you."

[niyad]

5. looking at the shadows on the curtains--I HOPE that is nothing

but shadow!!

[Frustratedlady]

6. Mom always said, "Stand up straight and hold your breath..."

so I wouldn't wet my pants, but it doesn't always work. Besides, it's hard work.

[Kurovski]

7. Maybe Denny sprang a leak?

It could be gravy all over George.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

8. !!!

[wovenpaint]

9. tee hee hee

good ones-you people crack me up!


Looks like Hastert had more of a leak.....but, thankfully for the other people in the room, it looks like shadows.

[BadgerKid]

10. Well, Denny. This is another fine mess you've gotten us into.

[TheBaldyMan]

11. Who said Bush never follows through on anything n/t

[Oilwellian]

12. My first thought was....

This is a perfect example of two men with zero pucker factor.

[BlueStater]

13. These photographers must hate him as much as we do n/t

[amitten]

14. Is there padding under these guy's armpits, or what?

Why do all these Repub assholes stand like they're all puffed up? Like they're in a Western getting ready for a duel?

Stupid. Acting all fucking macho when you KNOW half of them take it up the ass...

[Frazzled Educator]

15. Wow, once you break the seal. . .shit!

[Rocknrule]

16. "George Bush is a liar. I never had sex with him.

He's never had sex with anyone. I know because he told me. Once he tried to screw a grapefruit, but that's it. Oh, and he also said that when he's nervous, he sometimes wets his pants."

For those of you who don't know, that's an American Pie reference

[badgerpup]

17. The George Bush pResident Non-action figure!

Pull the string and it says 11 different Bush quotes!
Hastert 'Hulk o' Horror' Figure sold separately.

Look at him...the stance, the expression, the way he's holding his arms...looks like one of those damn plastic Action Figures du jour.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. GW "Wish I had my special Hard Werkin blue shirt on"

Hasshat: "Is that bologna on the buffet tray?"