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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 10:43 PM
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CAPTION BUSH: Mommy, I wet my pants again!!
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 10:44 PM
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1. NO SHIT! It looks like he really wet them!
I wonder if it is just the light?
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unsavedtrash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 10:46 PM
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2. Condi said I couldn't go potty but I showed her!
:hi:
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 10:47 PM
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3. "But, but, but ... Coach Denny's hands were cooold!"
:rofl:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 10:47 PM
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4. "Man, Jack Daniels goes right through you."
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 10:48 PM
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5. looking at the shadows on the curtains--I HOPE that is nothing
but shadow!!
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Frustratedlady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 10:58 PM
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6. Mom always said, "Stand up straight and hold your breath..."
so I wouldn't wet my pants, but it doesn't always work. Besides, it's hard work.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 11:02 PM
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7. Maybe Denny sprang a leak?
It could be gravy all over George.
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 11:10 PM
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8. !!!
:rofl:
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wovenpaint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 11:11 PM
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9. tee hee hee
good ones-you people crack me up!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Looks like Hastert had more of a leak.....but, thankfully for the other people in the room, it looks like shadows.
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BadgerKid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 11:12 PM
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10. Well, Denny. This is another fine mess you've gotten us into.
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TheBaldyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 11:14 PM
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11. Who said Bush never follows through on anything n/t
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Oilwellian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 11:28 PM
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12. My first thought was....
This is a perfect example of two men with zero pucker factor. :D
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BlueStater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 11:39 PM
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13. These photographers must hate him as much as we do n/t
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-13-06 12:15 AM
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14. Is there padding under these guy's armpits, or what?
Why do all these Repub assholes stand like they're all puffed up? Like they're in a Western getting ready for a duel?

Stupid. Acting all fucking macho when you KNOW half of them take it up the ass...

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Frazzled Educator Donating Member (145 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-13-06 12:17 AM
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15. Wow, once you break the seal. . .shit!
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-13-06 12:19 AM
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16. "George Bush is a liar. I never had sex with him.
He's never had sex with anyone. I know because he told me. Once he tried to screw a grapefruit, but that's it. Oh, and he also said that when he's nervous, he sometimes wets his pants."

For those of you who don't know, that's an American Pie reference
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-13-06 02:17 AM
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17. The George Bush pResident Non-action figure!
Pull the string and it says 11 different Bush quotes!
Hastert 'Hulk o' Horror' Figure sold separately.

Look at him...the stance, the expression, the way he's holding his arms...looks like one of those damn plastic Action Figures du jour.
:rofl:
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-13-06 03:53 AM
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18. GW "Wish I had my special Hard Werkin blue shirt on"
Hasshat: "Is that bologna on the buffet tray?"
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