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survivor999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:07 PM
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In Hell, what punishment will Santorum receive?
What do you think, DU friends? I'm thinking of something involving molten iron ... :)
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:08 PM
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1. he will be forced to produce and then consume his own santorum
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:10 PM
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5. LOL! Heh-heh You said Santorum...
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villager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:09 PM
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2. he'll be surrounded by tough, buff leather-boys just out of reach
n/t
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Phredicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:09 PM
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3. Three words: DOG ON MAN
:evilgrin:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:16 PM
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10. I was thinking Man on Dog.
Edited on Thu Oct-12-06 07:16 PM by ThomCat
Or something involving box turtles.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:18 PM
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13. Awwww, I was gonna say that!
:evilgrin:
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:09 PM
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4. He'll be continually ripped to pieces by box turtles.
And probably buggered by them too.
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:11 PM
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6. I have a funny feeling he got the page treatment somewhere in his past
that glassy-eyed insincerity can't be faked--someone had to extinguish his soul.
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pwb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:12 PM
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7. thou shalt not bear false witness against thy constituencies
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stepnw1f Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:15 PM
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8. He Will Be Haunted by Winged Fetuses
for eternity.
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:16 PM
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9. Eternal humping by a very large mastiff
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Mr_Spock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:17 PM
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11. I don't know other than it will surely involve man-on-dog sex!
:rofl:

That son of a bitch is going to burn.
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survivor999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:19 PM
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14. Very creative thread! :)
It's gonna go to Hell! Or else it would be proof that god does not exist! :)
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:17 PM
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12. He'll have to watch gays get married for eternity
Nothing would torture him more than that
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survivor999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:19 PM
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15. Ahahahahah!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:27 PM
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16. He will be President...
Of the Devil's boil sucking team!
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:31 PM
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17. Hmmmm . . . .
It can't be perpetual waterboarding. That's for Gonzales, the Big Dick and the Frat Boy.

For Rush Limbaugh it is perpetual waterboading by residents of a frat house.

Hmmm . . . Santorum . . . I know . . .

To fucked in the ass eternally be a male box turtle.
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:32 PM
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18. He will have to listen to Gregorian Chants 24/7 while being
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:33 PM
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19. A mirror. n/t
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BurgherHoldtheLies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:33 PM
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20. He'll actually have to live in his 2 bedroom house in Pennsylvania
and pay the taxes he owes Penn Hills for his kid's cyberschool education.
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Donald Ian Rankin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:38 PM
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21. I think there are few forms of Christianity under which he'll go to hell.
Most of those versions of Christianity which include a God who damns people to hell also include a set of moral principles under which Santorum will end up in heaven and most DUers will go to hell.

Conversely, most forms of Christianity with moral principles which liberals would agree with don't include a belief in hell.

Torturing people for eternity just isn't something liberals go in for, in general.

Possibly if the Muslims or similar are right...
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:42 PM
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22. isn't a box turtle involved?
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many a good man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:42 PM
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23. He'll be reincarnated as an embryonic stem cell
spliced into Clinton's penis....
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:45 PM
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24. He'll have to clean GWB's latrine.
With a toothbrush.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:46 PM
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25. Having to share a cot with Devine.

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