In Hell, what punishment will Santorum receive?

[survivor999]

What do you think, DU friends? I'm thinking of something involving molten iron ...

[mark414]

1. he will be forced to produce and then consume his own santorum

[swimmernsecretsea]

5. LOL! Heh-heh You said Santorum...

[villager]

2. he'll be surrounded by tough, buff leather-boys just out of reach

n/t

[Phredicles]

3. Three words: DOG ON MAN

[ThomCat]

10. I was thinking Man on Dog.

Or something involving box turtles.

[alittlelark]

13. Awwww, I was gonna say that!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. He'll be continually ripped to pieces by box turtles.

And probably buggered by them too.

[yurbud]

6. I have a funny feeling he got the page treatment somewhere in his past

that glassy-eyed insincerity can't be faked--someone had to extinguish his soul.

[pwb]

7. thou shalt not bear false witness against thy constituencies

[stepnw1f]

8. He Will Be Haunted by Winged Fetuses

for eternity.

[tularetom]

9. Eternal humping by a very large mastiff

[Mr_Spock]

11. I don't know other than it will surely involve man-on-dog sex!

That son of a bitch is going to burn.

[survivor999]

14. Very creative thread! :)

It's gonna go to Hell! Or else it would be proof that god does not exist!

[Rocknrule]

12. He'll have to watch gays get married for eternity

Nothing would torture him more than that

[survivor999]

15. Ahahahahah!

[Hubert Flottz]

16. He will be President...

Of the Devil's boil sucking team!

[Jack Rabbit]

17. Hmmmm . . . .

It can't be perpetual waterboarding. That's for Gonzales, the Big Dick and the Frat Boy.

For Rush Limbaugh it is perpetual waterboading by residents of a frat house.

Hmmm . . . Santorum . . . I know . . .

To fucked in the ass eternally be a male box turtle.

[whistle]

18. He will have to listen to Gregorian Chants 24/7 while being

...flogged with a cat-of-nine-tails soaked in vinegar in 135F heat

http://www.christdesert.org/giftshop/sound/regina.au

http://www.christdesert.org/giftshop/sound/sanctus.au

http://www.christdesert.org/giftshop/sound/alma.au

[H2O Man]

19. A mirror. n/t

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

20. He'll actually have to live in his 2 bedroom house in Pennsylvania

and pay the taxes he owes Penn Hills for his kid's cyberschool education.

[Donald Ian Rankin]

21. I think there are few forms of Christianity under which he'll go to hell.

Most of those versions of Christianity which include a God who damns people to hell also include a set of moral principles under which Santorum will end up in heaven and most DUers will go to hell.

Conversely, most forms of Christianity with moral principles which liberals would agree with don't include a belief in hell.

Torturing people for eternity just isn't something liberals go in for, in general.

Possibly if the Muslims or similar are right...

[elehhhhna]

22. isn't a box turtle involved?

[many a good man]

23. He'll be reincarnated as an embryonic stem cell

spliced into Clinton's penis....

[wryter2000]

24. He'll have to clean GWB's latrine.

With a toothbrush.

[alfredo]

25. Having to share a cot with Devine.