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Ian_rd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 10:41 AM
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Rejected Republican Campaign Slogans for 2006
On the deficit:
We've started cleaning up our own mess! Do we get a cookie?

On Iraq:
Mommy says we have to clean up our room, but we like it the way it is!

On education:
We'll give your children a helping hand.

On moral values:
Not one of the scores of dead Iraqi children were aborted!

On family values:
It's not like Foley married a dude or something!

On foreign policy:
C'mon! How much worse could it possibly get?

On jobs:
Ya, like you enjoyed your job anyway.

On national defense:
The Army was overrated. What we need are more laser beams.

On social security:
That money could be making a CEO rich.

On pensions:
I hear Wal-Mart is hiring greeters.

On health care:
Oh my God, have you seen my health insurance stock? Holy crap!

On disaster relief:
White? Affluent neighborhood? Honey, don't worry about it!

On taxes:
Think of how much more money you have than before the tax cuts!

On the environment:
Looks OK from my house!

On personal responsibility:
How has a liberal hurt you today?

On terrorism:
The only reason there are more terrorists is because your neighbor has a peace sticker on her car.

On corruption:
At least we never got a blow job! (Please give us a blow job)
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 11:04 AM
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1. There's also
"The Big GOP, we're not just for pedophiles anymore!"
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