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chemenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:45 AM
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Why does Ken Melhman look like he's blowing
smoke rings when he talks?

Or why does he look like a carp sucking down bread crumbs when he talks?
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Kookaburra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:47 AM
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1. I know I shouldn't be making fun of people's looks...
...but I think he looks like a mule eating briars when he talks. It's that stupid mouth and those bug ugly teeth.

(Oh, man!!! That was rude. Goddess help me, but that's what I think everytime I see him.)
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SHRED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:49 AM
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2. That is what bottom feeders do
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:49 AM
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3. Too easy
I'll pass on that one
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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:55 AM
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4. Don'tgothere or I can't get my work done for ROTFLMAO n/t
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 08:06 AM
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5. remember what your parents used to say about making faces?
When you spend as much time down on your knees giving the GOP head as he has, it was bound to happen.
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 08:09 AM
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6. Be kind. He's a forceps baby.
The obstetrician was heavy-handed with the forceps at Mehlman's birth and that narrowed his head and gave him the speech peculiarities, or so I am guessing in a Fristian remote-diagnosis sort of way. Nobody lies so continuously and enthusiastically as this creep and that shouldn't be blamed on his birth doctor. That's cuz he chose to be evil at some point in his life and just stuck with it.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 08:13 AM
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8. "or so I am guessing in a Fristian remote-diagnosis sort of way"
:spray:
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 08:11 AM
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7. he does look kinda dopey
Edited on Thu Oct-12-06 08:15 AM by AtomicKitten


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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 06:07 PM
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12. fish-mouth
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jhuth at work Donating Member (118 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 08:13 AM
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9. He does look like this.
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 08:14 AM
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10. .... blowing ..... ??? LMAO! Nice subject line!
:rofl:
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Thor_MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 06:00 PM
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11. Looks like he blew a seal. No, that's just the ice cream.
nt
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