Why does Ken Melhman look like he's blowing

[chemenger]

smoke rings when he talks?

Or why does he look like a carp sucking down bread crumbs when he talks?

[Kookaburra]

1. I know I shouldn't be making fun of people's looks...

...but I think he looks like a mule eating briars when he talks. It's that stupid mouth and those bug ugly teeth.

(Oh, man!!! That was rude. Goddess help me, but that's what I think everytime I see him.)

[SHRED]

2. That is what bottom feeders do

[underpants]

3. Too easy

I'll pass on that one

[Mira]

4. Don'tgothere or I can't get my work done for ROTFLMAO n/t

[notadmblnd]

5. remember what your parents used to say about making faces?

When you spend as much time down on your knees giving the GOP head as he has, it was bound to happen.

[nuxvomica]

6. Be kind. He's a forceps baby.

The obstetrician was heavy-handed with the forceps at Mehlman's birth and that narrowed his head and gave him the speech peculiarities, or so I am guessing in a Fristian remote-diagnosis sort of way. Nobody lies so continuously and enthusiastically as this creep and that shouldn't be blamed on his birth doctor. That's cuz he chose to be evil at some point in his life and just stuck with it.

[babylonsister]

8. "or so I am guessing in a Fristian remote-diagnosis sort of way"

[AtomicKitten]

7. he does look kinda dopey

[SoCalDem]

12. fish-mouth

[jhuth at work]

9. He does look like this.

[hippiechick]

10. .... blowing ..... ??? LMAO! Nice subject line!

[Thor_MN]

11. Looks like he blew a seal. No, that's just the ice cream.

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