The kind of a guy you'd like to have a beer with

[Philosoraptor]

"Sir, that man over there wants to buy you a beer". Oh, its the president, wow, I didn't know he drank here, sure, I'll have a beer. Oh, he wants to sit and drink one with me? Oh, uh, well what the hell, surely I can make it through a beer.

So you're the president huh? Wow, that's a big job I'll bet. glug glug. How does it feel knowing that you've decreed half a million dead in Iraq so far? You don't seem too upset when that figure is thrown around, does it ever get to you? glug glug.

How much beer do you have to drink to not think about those 20,000 crippled soldiers, or to forget the two thousand and seven hundred in their graves? How much jack daniels do you have to choke down before you stop hearing the voices in your head you shit for brains psycho? glug glug

How do you sleep at night you cock sucker? Fine I bet. Lots of folks aren't sleeping too well at all because of you, you son of a bitch. glug glug. I can't finish your beer creep, here's the rest of it in your ape ass face. splash. Fuck you and your beer you worthless mother fucker, get the fuck out of my sight before I puke on you.

Oh shit, here comes the waiter to throw me out. "Sir everyone in here would like to buy you a beer and drink it with you". Alright, I'm gettin' shitfaced and takin' a cab home.

[Drops_not_Dope]

1. .....

[Philosoraptor]

2. (hic)!

[regularguy]

3. Hmmm...When you put it that way I think I'd

like to have a beer with him (and his "ape ass face") too.

[mikeytherat]

4. Long-Awaited Beer With Bush Really Awkward, Voter Reports

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42590

mikey_the_rat

[Philosoraptor]

5. (hic)! (hic)!

[WCGreen]

6. Hell I never want the president of the United States of America

to have a beer with me...

Fuck that, he or she needs to be paying attention to more important things than having a beer with me...

That is one of the most inane questions they ask in surveys...