The ultimate Freeper logic

[MidwestTransplant]

So Rim Job just posted a blurb about this being an especially bad time to have Democrats in control because of a nuclear NK and a near nuclear Iran....the world is too dangerous to have Democrats in power he says.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1716442/posts

OK MORON, WHOSE FAILED FOREIGN POLICY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS....1 GUESS AND IT'S NOT BILL CLINTON.

Morons.

His acknowledgement of the danger is exactly why Democrats should be in power.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Geez.

Another six years with republicans in power and Grenada's going to have nukes.

[warrens]

2. You can't reason with sick minds like his

He'd be happier if the entire world except 20 feet on either side of him was blown to pieces. He'd feel by-damn vindicated that we got rid of all the furriners and queers.

[Lost-in-FL]

3. Didn't the USSR vs USA stand off (Cuban Missile Crisis)

Happened during Democratic Control? I don't remember... Oh, wait... It went pretty well, right?

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Your post title contains an oxymoron

Just like Shitheel Republic contains several Megamorons.

[Swamp Rat]

5. Exactly

[Generic Brad]

26. Would another oxymoron example be "Republican leadership"?

[Ian David]

6. It's Murphy Brown's fault.

Dan Quayle vs. Murphy Brown
The Vice President takes on a TV character over "family values"
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,975627...

[progressoid]

7. Holy crap. I was checking out their "Freeperthon" to raise $...

It costs $280,000.00 to keep that piece of crap site running? That's pathetic.

[BlueJazz]

12. $280,000.00 ?? Christ...as a Web designer, that's one of the hardest sites

....to navigate I've ever seen.
The software for it looks like one of those cheap-ass programs you
find at Best Buy in those 10 dollar Bins that are at the end of the aisle.

I'd be ashamed to EVER have my name on such an abortion...

[Arkansas Granny]

14. Keep watching and see how long it takes them to reach their goal.

I saw that they had started their 4th quarter drive a few days ago and their pledges seem to be accumulating very slowly. I lurk over there from time to time just to try to get the Freeper perspective on events. Makes it easier to debate others when you know what they are being fed from Fox News, Limbaugh and others.

[achtung_circus]

24. What they do

is creep (a propos, n'est pas?) upwards during their Freepathon then suddenly add all the "regular contributions". This blows them over the top of their goal, making them look oh so dedicated.

Of course, they know exactly when to plunk in that extra cash, but those of us who don't find the slow initial rate of fundraising a joke.

[Ferret Annica]

17. If you want to see a really interesting Snookerthon reseach

thread, there is one on Clownposse.org; http://www.clownposse.org/colloquy/showthread.php4?t=44...

They are a conservative site that is a thorn in Jimmy Robber's side. They call the practice of monitoring FReepers; "Anti-kooking."

[ClintonTyree]

20. No, it doesn't take $280,000 to keep that...........

piece of crap site running. It takes $280,000 to keep RimJob and his entire family on the payroll. RimJob must need a new Motor-Home this quarter. The idiot freepers never even ASK where their money is going. They haven't put a DIME into that archaic, obsolete web-site of theirs. The idiot freepers just keep on sending in their nickels and dimes. This is the only time of year the freeps redeem their deposit bottles and cans so they can donate to CreepRepubic.

I'd say the average IQ of a freeper is somewhere around room temperature. Room temperature of an igloo, that is.

[gratuitous]

8. The mess the GOP made is so big . . .

That we can only trust the GOP to deal with it.

I'm telling ya, ya just can't argue with logic like that!

[BlueJazz]

9. Golly Gee...You know I seem to remember something ......

... about World War II and about 2 certain Republicans named Roosevelt and Truman who "Lost"
the war.

Ah..wait... I had that wrong...We Won and they were Democrats...

[MzNov]

10. D-E-S-P-A-R-A-T-I-O-N

and it just isn't sticking anymore, Morans.

[Swamp Rat]

11. :-)

[MzNov]

13. "Moran" is the sarcastic tongue in cheek freeper version

but yes, my deparation was incorrect

[Swamp Rat]

15. :-)

[MzNov]

19. aww quit picking SwampRat, go ahead edit all you like

I rarely misspell words, so I'm not really concerned about your need to criticize.

[Swamp Rat]

21. ok

[MzNov]

22. :-)

[chat_noir]

16. JimRob

résumé

[matcom]

18. anyone have a tack-strip to throw under his wheelchair?

[MidwestTransplant]

25. I wonder if he collects SS benefits for being disabled.

Bettcha he is for privatization.

[zbdent]

23. Gee, I thought you meant