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[Kadie]

President George W. Bush speaks with Chinese President Hu Jintao from the Oval Office, Monday, Oct. 9, 2006. White House photo by Eric Draper

[Eurobabe]

1. Hello, this is Alfred E. Newman, is JinTOW there?

[Rex]

2. "Now why did yall let Kim go boom?"

"I thought NK was part of China?" "OH."

[nam78_two]

5. LOL/nt

[XNASA]

3. "I'll take one Moo Shoo Pork and an Egg Drop Soup.....hold on....

...Barney...what're you want?"

[nam78_two]

4. ugh...was gonna caption but those dull, dead empty eyes have gotten to me

That look in his eyes always terrifies me.....

[rhiannon55]

7. I know how you feel

There's nothing behind those eyes but a gooey black hole.

[Rex]

8. It is a scary site, like a guy driving an 18 wheeler after 3 hours

of sleep. Yikes!

[maddezmom]

6. " Laura, wear ded I pud ma teef "

[AnneD]

9. "Well, yes...

I know you hold 20 trillion dollars of our treasury note, but if you could see your way clear to but a few trillion more, I'd be much obliged."

[AndyA]

10. "Now I need to know Hoo Hoo, Ho Ho, Ha Ha, whatever your name is...

is you with us, or is you agin us? Amurka needs to know who are allies are at this point..."

"Huh?"

"Yeah, I graduated from high school. Why do you ask?"

[bertha katzenengel]

11. See my flag pin? People would think I hated America if I didn't weart this

because everyone knows anyone who doesn't display our glorious stars & stripes hates America.

Now that that's out of the way: why didn't anyone tell me that this job was so hard that dissipation would show in my face?

[SoCalDem]

27. Flag pin, you say?

and a bonus

[Jade Fox]

12. "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" n/t

[RedStateShame]

13. "Yell-o?"

I just have a gut feeling he's one of those assholes that answers the phone that way.

[Blackhatjack]

14. *#$*& Speak English !!!! I don't know that China, ..uh Chinerese stuff"

"Karl, can you get somebody around this place to fix this phone. I don't understand a word he is saying...."

[texas1928]

15. Bush: " Yes... Yes......... Yes........ Yes......."

Other end: "Can you hear me now? Good... Can you hear me now? Good...... Can you hear me now? Good..... Can you hear me now? Good..."

[Blackhatjack]

16. "Yes, this is America. We speak American here, ...."

[mwooldri]

17. "the number you have dialled has been disconnected."

If you believe that this is an error, please hang up and try again.

[jazzjunkysue]

18. "What do you mean I have 2 more years to go? You said that last week."

[CatWoman]

19. God

he looks stupid.

[skip fox]

20. W. is saying: ". . . but Karl, there's gotta be something to give Foley to

make him keep quiet . . . I mean, we could, ah . . . like put him in charge of the Boy Scouts or something. . . . I mean, why not? . . . I think it's a great idea."

[MiniMe]

21. Who is it? Hu? Thats what I asked you

[Jed Dilligan]

22. How much? I dunno, how much for an 8-ball? 160?

You gotta be shittin me. I know. I'll see you in five minutes.

...snifflesnort...

[Swamp Rat]

23. Jeff? ... Jeff? ... JEFF?!? ...

JEFF?!?

[Ino]

24. I'm rone-reeeee, so rone-reeee

so rone-ree and sad-ree alone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxQ660DwEtw&mode=related...

[Rocknrule]

25. "Hey Foley, what r u wearing now?"

[rock]

26. Wait a sec. I think I have the phone upside down

[Frazzled Educator]

28. And then Foley told the page to suck his wang and bust. . .

oops, the cameras are on.

[onecent]

29. What'do'ya mean, I can't see Condi til I give the N. Korea speech??? n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. "So, why did Peking duck?"

meh hehheh heh heh