Similarities between Bush and Kim Jong-Il

[ck4829]

Both are really only in positions of power because their fathers were

Both are megalomaniacs

Both have Cults of Personality

Both use threats as a tool

Both like to be seen as a great leader

Both surround themselves with yes men

[kurth]

1. Both are dangerous assholes

who are immune to reality or logic.

[Kali]

2. the entire world is afraid of both

[leftchick]

3. both "THREATEN THE PEACE & SECURITY OF THE WORLD"

to use bush's words from today. And they sort of look alike in their dress up outfits.

[salinen]

4. Both have stupid Mothers

That's not fair of me. Kim's Mom might have been smart.

[MikeNearMcChord]

5. I'm So Ronery

I'm So Ronery
by Team America
album:
I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the women seem to give a shit
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

[Ignacio Upton]

8. Herrow!

[Catherine Vincent]

6. Malloy says they're both psychopaths.

And he's right.

[Ignacio Upton]

7. Kim would be worse than Chimpy if he was POTUS rather than a NK dictator

At least China is right next door to scare Kim if he does something stupid, whereas a President Kim Jong Il in this country would equal the tyranny of ten George W. Bush's or fifty Nixons.

[ryanus]

9. Neither are in charge if their country

That's how it is.

[Parche]

10. Kim Jong

"I know Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Il is a friend of mine, GW Bush you are no Kim Jong Il"
Dan Quayle