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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 05:24 AM
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Bout' time for another disastrous press conference from the ape.
Edited on Mon Oct-09-06 05:25 AM by Philosoraptor
I'd like to see him take reporter's questions for about an hour on live t.v. again. Those have become increasingly more entertaining lately. The sweating, the dodging, the nervousness and discomfort in his own skin, the stammering and the boiling rage just beneath the surface ready to explode like Mt. St. Helens.

I'd like to see him try to explain hastert/foley, and explain the disasters in Iraq and Afghanistan, and explain N. Korea and so many other things that he hates to talk about.

Stop denying us the big meltdown press conference mr. bush, we want to see you go totally postal on live t.v., you know you want to, we can see it plainly.

Come on george, come out and play wont' you? Mrs. bush, can georgey come out and play or is he not feeling well again this morning?
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 05:37 AM
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1. He ate too many pickles last night.
It was "Sunday night."
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dbt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 05:54 AM
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2. Please tell me of the SWEATING, Philosoraptor!
I cannot ABIDE to watch the WLF* on TV, so I have not seen the sweat--yet. Nor have I seen the exasperated looks, the ape faces, the tortured body language, the cokejaw or any of the other manifestations that might make WATCHING him worth the nausea that it brings me.

But, having seen Nixon twist slowly, slowly in the wind, I believe that Sweat Goeth Before A Fall. Specifically, Nixon's upper lip was BATHED in sweat as the Watergate noose begin to tighten around him. The deeper he dug his hole, the more his upper lip SPARKLED 'neath the TV lights. I submit that when bu$hler's upper lip sweats the way Nixon's did, the end is near.

What about his upper lip? Is the sweat THERE yet?

:evilgrin:
dbt
Remember New Orleans

* Worthless Little Fuck

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cleveramerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 06:04 AM
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3. Good 'ol W is long gone.
he has become increasingly Nixonion lately. The desperation can been seen clearly in his face.
The scary part is I think he'd like to make himself dictator and end all this messy questioning.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 06:15 AM
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4. Bush won't make himself dictator.
God will make Bush dictator. Bush will simply hear the voices and follow the commandment. But it's all God's will.
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susu369 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 06:46 AM
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5. Handlers: please let W talk unrehearsed
I just love it when that happens.
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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 07:26 AM
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6. Remember the scene from F911, the monkey goofing for
the camera before he went live? Somewhere in the bowels of the White House we have a great leader that is up to the task of confronting the NK problem. Just kidding he'd rather make goofy faces.
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