I'm Frighten about this Korean Nuke Test

[itsrobert]

It means another Special Prime Time Network Speech from George Bush.

[truthisfreedom]

1. we have nothing to fear from NK right now. and nothing to fear but fear

itself when it comes to this election.

[Erika]

2. Why would anyone be frightened by this?

We have enough nukes to blow the world up a hundred times over.

[itsrobert]

3. I'm frighten because Bush will make a speech

Note: It's a joke.

[spag68]

5. Bush and his speeches

do not frighten me, just make me run to the sink and barf.

[951-Riverside]

7. His speeches.....

Well I havent watched his "speaches" since 04

[MADem]

11. I got it, and found it amusing...!!! nt

[lonestarnot]

4. Well maybe you should be now. U.S. Geological Survey

detected 4.2 on scale.

[fujiyama]

6. That bastard better not interrupt baseball!

[KharmaTrain]

8. Get Your Cliches Here...

If this screwhead wastes our time with another worthless attempt at utterances, we should make it a game. If anyone deserves a new version of "Hi Bob", it's this oxygen commander in thief.

Take a shot for...

"...it's my job..."
"...they hate our freedoms..."
"...evil people..." (any variation will work here)

feel free to add your own.

Somehow I get a feeling his speechwriters don't even give a shit now...just throw words on a page, why waste the effort when it'll get mangled and laughed at anyway.

On Edit: Here ya go...I knew I still had this around. Why waste time...make your own boosh speech instead:

http://www.actofme.co.uk/bush_speech/bushspeechwriter.h...

[alittlelark]

9. Don't watch.

[Rex]

10. Will Bush cause a 4.2 on the bullshit scale?

Or is it 3.8 something? Who cares!? Foxnews said that Dem Foley is a Dem! Lalalallala! I can do what I want to now, ABC told me 911 was Clinton's fault.

When in doubt, blame the Clenis.

[VOX]

12. This is another * administration failure. Be concerned, be angry...

...but don't be frightened.

It's a signal lesson for the use of global diplomacy -- something the * administration is utterly ignorant of.

Hang in there --