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Postman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 07:20 PM
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Dangerous new "disease" discovered....
Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning
about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted
disease.

This disease is contracted through dangerous and high
risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim
(pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been
screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken
measures to protect themselves from this especially
troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with
Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to:

Antisocial personality disorder traits; delusions of
grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic
mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive
dissonance; inability to incorporate new information;
pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept
responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice
masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled
facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history;
tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies;
and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or
nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and
epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this
malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a
Texas Bush.

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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 07:22 PM
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1. Beautiful Job!!!!
Thanks!

:toast: :rofl:
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Tellurian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 09:27 PM
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14. heh!
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 07:22 PM
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2. *snort*
:spray:
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yorkiemommie1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 07:26 PM
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3. destined to be a classic
Edited on Sun Oct-08-06 07:29 PM by yorkiemommie1
love it!

and nominating!
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MadMaddie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 07:28 PM
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4. That's Rich...
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 07:29 PM
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5. That definatly deserves a kick....
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lcordero2 Donating Member (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 07:32 PM
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6. huh?
what did you say?

"want it in the rectum"?
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133724 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 07:32 PM
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7. Can I use this for a LTTE????
thanks
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 07:36 PM
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8. And you can still get this disease even if you wear a condi?
Just asking. :silly:
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 07:37 PM
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9. Warning Badges Available
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 08:05 PM
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10. Any idea who the original author is?
I tried finding out when I got the same email last spring but had no luck.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 08:13 PM
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11. Ya got me!
:rofl: did you write that, because it's a sick little gem!

K&R
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etherealtruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 08:34 PM
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12. Oh my Gosh ....
This is wonderful!
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 08:45 PM
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13. I heard of one also
This is the one that shows you are a real republican...

KISSBUSHASSCRACKITIS
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robinlynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 11:07 PM
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15. hey postman! My friend's reply: I have been Immunized against Gohhnerea Le
with
a dose of Gonna
Votemout now.
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