Let's have some fun - predict the next pathetic GOP excuse for Foley

[Rocknrule]

"The Bible doesn't say loving young boys is a sin!"
"The page is a tempter from hell and he seduced Foley!" (oops, already happened)
"The gay liberals hypnotized Foley into becoming a pedophile!"

Add yours

[redqueen]

1. He's a Democratic stooge, sabotaging their party!

[Catherine Vincent]

3. That's what I was going to say.

Foley is a democratic mole who infiltrated the repuke party and did all those things to make the repuke party look bad.

[madinmaryland]

10. Fox used that one a couple of days ago....

[redqueen]

30. Yeah, but that was a 'mistake'..

they didn't come out and say, "Foley actually used to be a Democrat... some now suspect he never really switched allegiances and is now doing what he intended to do all along, sabotage the one and only, great and holy, God's Own Party."

[Vincardog]

2. IT was all a JOKE. Just kidding. WE had ya going there for awhile didn't

we? OK the JOKE is over come b ack and do your job Foley,

[Hugin]

4. "It's Clinton's fault." (Oops! Already done)

[bryant69]

5. I don't know that they have too many left

But I guess I shouldn't underestimate human creatitivity.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[MadMaddie]

The Gay Republicans have an agenda and it's their fault..

Hey Log Cabin Republicans how is it going for you...they never liked you and now they can kick you to the curb so they can please their neocon nuts...

[la la]

12. neocon ****nuts**** heh heh heh n/t

[MadMaddie]

14. Good catch...and I wasn't even trying...

it's too easy...:rofl:

[spinbaby]

6. Doesn't take much imagination

Sex-crazed Democratic operatives disguised as pages.

[Hugin]

7. "Video Game Violence led to it!"

[Rocknrule]

9. Is that you, Jack Thompson?

[WernhamHogg]

8. It's a hoax!

It's all a hoax, brought to us by the same people that faked the moon landing!!11!!!!

[NewJeffCT]

11. The page worked for Michael Moore

Who paid the page to set-up Foley.

[Fresh_Start]

13. It was a test of the sex predator alert system

the test was performed as a public service to determine whether the laws and processes in place were adequate to protect children.

[ComerPerro]

15. "foley isn't a true conservative. He's really a liberal"

[Touchdown]

16. ABC/Disney is funded by George Soros!

That damn liberal billionaire!

[KansDem]

17. "Foley?...Foley who?"

"Anybody here know a guy named ..."Mark Foley?"
"Uh, yeah... Didn't he resign a while back?"
"Yeah, that's the guy. Wanted to spend more time with his family"

[Rocknrule]

18. Can't believe no one thought of this yet

"9/11 CHANGED EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!"

[hsher]

29. Jon Stewart did on Oct 3

He has Hastert using it as an excuse on Monday evening's Daily Show.
Sorry :blush:
Jon's writers are ahead of a lot of us - for a living

www.yourmorningleibowitz.blogspot.com
A Daily Show comic strip

[progressivebydesign]

19. I expect multiple personality disorder brought on by abuse. n/t

[toadzilla]

20. that was my guess

[demwing]

21. He's sorry, and a good Christian Man.

Forgive him, and judge not!

[Hugin]

22. Barbara Streisand is the leaker via the Librul Media!

This is the truth.

[truthisfreedom]

23. foley was an expert at covering up his activities! no one could have

predicted that he was fawning over male underage pages!

[intaglio]

24. He was brainwashed

by Osama bin Laden on a trip to Puerto Rico. He must be deprogrammed immediately by the use of forced baptism*



*waterboarding :evilgrin:

[hsher]

25. I vote this

"Reports reveal that in fact an errant Congressman seduced and molested Republican Congressman Mark Foley, and that that molester was a *Democrat*. Staunch liberal Democrat so-and-so (INSERT UNSYMPATHETIC PHOTO), who served on the House floor for years, did this and this and that and that to Mark Foley (INSERT GRAPHIC DETAILS, COMPROMISING PHOTOS), and did blah blah blah, so it seems a Democrat's sexual misconduct decades ago may have contributed to Mr. Foley's tragic yada yada ya..." -snip - "ABC News has just acquired handwritten letters from a young Congressman Foley, mentioning his age and begging his Democrat molestor to stop..." (CUT TO COPIES OF LETTERS, AND NOTICE HOW FOLEY'S WORDS EERILY PARALLEL THOSE OF PAGE HE LATER PROPOSITIONED) "In these circled portions, the Democrat Congressman propositions a young Foley repeatedly, asking him to measure his penis size", et cetera.

Et cetera. Ad infinitum. Betcha.

www.yourmorningleibowitz.blogspot.com
A Daily Show comic strip

[kestrel91316]

26. He's found Jeebus and become born again, so all is forgiven.

Run along now, folks. Scandal's over.

[hsher]

31. Yes

I bet you're right.

www.yourmorningleibowitz.blogspot.com
A Daily Show comic strip

[kestrel91316]

34. Either that, or "I accept FULL responsibility for what I did - now,

when can I have my old job back?"

[Hubert Flottz]

27. The Devil Made Him Do It!

[Rocknrule]

28. "16 year old arrested for sexual harassment of upstanding, Christian..."

sorry can't even finish that sentance without :puke:ing

[The Wielding Truth]

32. He had to protect us from Terrorists. Sexual deviation is needed to

fight the terrorists and we need to pass a retroactive law to protect any republicans from prosecution.

Why not, that's how they work.They not only avoid the law,they make their corruption legal.

Don't hate the way Republicans have trashed this country?

[LSK]

33. its a post 9/11 world

[VeggieTart]

35. He's an aberration. Most all of us are family-minded, moral men.

:rofl: Sorry, I can't even think that the GOPoopieheads are moral or give a whoop-de-doo about family without either wanting to laugh,, scream, or puke, and I figure laughing is best. :rofl: