Mark Foley and Fellow Republicans Have Tiny Dicks (Rude Pundit)

[kpete]

10/2/2006
Mark Foley and Fellow Republicans Have Tiny Dicks:

It's always beautiful when something metaphorical becomes actual, when one looks out of the window and sees a winged pig flapping against the sunset, when one walks outdoors and watches an obese woman singing, when one discovers the Pope shitting in the woods. For, indeed, the entire modus operandi of the Republicans leading this nation can be boiled down to a simple idea: weak men with tiny dicks have to show they're really as big and strong as the guys with the big dicks (this equation, of course, leaves Dick "You Heard My Name" Cheney out, 'cause that fucker's just a cock on legs). You look at anything the Republicans have done and it's all insecure little dick syndrome: the Iraq war? The detainee treatment bill? The bankruptcy "reform" act? You name it, it's got the words "I'm So Ashamed of My Tiny Little Dick" written in fine print on it. Such fealty to one's own insecurities will eventually bring you down.

And now former Representative Mark Foley, a Florida Republican (because, you know, it had to be Florida), has made literal what was metaphorical. In his online chats with teenaged former congressional pages, Foley is obsessed with dick size.

much more (of course) at:
http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2006/10/mark-foley-and-fellow-republicans-have.html

[flying_wahini]

1. micro dicks

n/t

[niyad]

2. so very sad, but so very, very true

[valerief]

3. The opening line charmed me. nt