Photoshop fun for your amusement - Foley in orange, * in handcuffs pic hvy

[StrictlyRockers]

In SR's dream world, I get to see these pictures on the front pages of the papers.

I found these over at http://www.dudehisattva.com/ so give the dude credit. I went through the whole site and picked out some of my favorites. He does a fake news site, sort of like The Onion. These are my favorites, but there are many more great pics there. He writes some funny stuff, but I find it is more fun to make up your own captions. Enjoy! :)

Was Foley too cocksure?

(Another DUer was right to ask: was he TRYING to do a Paul Lynde impersonation in his past interviews? Anyway, I wonder how the general prison population feels towards pedophiles and child-predators, hmm? Pray for a pardon, dude.)

House Repubs Pull a Real Boner

(Hastert and Boehner give Foley an award for taking a courageous stand in ministering to troubled youths and helping them to uncover their budding sexuality (sexualities?)) ;)

My jail cell is quaint, too.

(* is led to his first trial date at the World Court in the Hague to answer hundreds of specific charges of war crimes and crimes against humanity.)

Whataya mean no habeus corpus??!

(* gives one final bleat of protest after he is found guilty and sentenced to life-imprisonment involving daily 16-hour shifts cleaning up depleted uranium shells in the Iraqi desert.)

WTF Condi?! Those aren't my slippers! Put that garbage in the trash.

(Ms. Rice demonstates for the press how she attempted to inform the pResident about the ongoing terrorist threat from Osama Bin Laden, but was rebuffed for altering protocal and not fetching slippers as job one.)

Where has the President's head been lately?

(Unnamed sources are saying that the pResident has been even more distracted than usual lately. Aides say he has started spending hours just "daydreaming about armadillos", as he puts it. Some people are saying that they have absolutely no idea where the pResident's head has been lately.)

New evidence of the shadow government?

(Recent legistation passed by Congress requiring that White House interns interpret any and all sexual requests completely literally, left the pResident with a very small head.)

Bush not only lives, but also drives in a fishbowl

(As part of his effort to show concern for the environment and for the Endangered Species Act, pResident * has turned his official limousine into an aquatic refuge for the threatened carping backbiter.)

The decider decides what he thinks about David Gregory's latest question

(It took you too long to unwind your question, so now I'm gonna unwind...this!)

Does not look like Ranxerox

(Only thinks he does.)


(Ranxerox)

It's Springtime for Bushler in Germany

(pResident * leads a chorus in song as he and his cohorts watch their theory of a unified executive branch legislated into reality.)


"They did a pretty good job, Katharine, but I think I can tell this one is fake. Better let me check the other one again."
"Can someone please get Howard Stern down here? We may need an expert opinion on this."
"I'm sorry, sir, I wasn't sure if that was a bulge or...is that a microphone? Is Karl still on the plane? Get that joker down here!"

(Not to be outdone, Mrs. Harris checks the pResidential package for any signs of tampering.)

The Chimperator Has No Clothes


The Three Stooges

(Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!)

[ShortnFiery]

1. Nicely done. K & R. n/t

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. That is some excellent and very funny work!

Thanks for posting those!

[rsmith6621]

3. If We Dont Hear From You Again Have a Great......

Time at bushes summer camp in Poland....see you in about twenty years.....OR SO...

[StrictlyRockers]

5. Not quite as paranoid as WilliamPitt sounds yet...but getting there.

I'll send postcards from the gulag...

[sce56]

4. Gay Old Pedophile Perverted party

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2855921

The theory is they use this to blackmail important people like legislators and other prominent leaders to go their way in voting controlling the military etc etc.
It is the repugPEDOPHILElican way

Got Fascism Yet?

http://web.archive.org/web/20030602211200/

[StrictlyRockers]

9. OOOO, love the Bushler .gif! Think I might have to steal that little gem.

[sce56]

11. I lost that for 1.5 years and searched hard to find it I got lucky

But it is not my work feel free to grab it!
http://web.archive.org/web/20030602211200/ Got Fascism Yet?

[StrictlyRockers]

12. I used that "We Weren't Soldiers" piece a couple of years ago...

and it REALLY pushed the buttons of the Freeptards. They HATE that one. There is way too much truth to that one and it must offend their delicate sensibilities.

[gatorboy]

6. Heh!!!

[StrictlyRockers]

10. Never curb your enthusiasm for photoshop fun!

[Cha]

7. Oh funny! I especially like

condi as a poodle or whatever the hell holding that memo in her teeth.

[StrictlyRockers]

13. That one is my favorite, as well.

[Buzz Clik]

8. Great to see humor returning to DU!