Condi Rice: "No One Anticipated That Mark Foley Was A Pedophile"

[Yavin4]

Condi Rice said today that no one in the Bush Admin. anticipated nor forseen that Mark Foley was a pedophile.

[StraightDope]

1. Satire?

[Yavin4]

7. I'm not sure

which says a lot

[stepnw1f]

2. She Said the Same about 9-11... lol! (nt)

[TheFarseer]

3. 50-50 shot this is an actual quote

whether reported or not.

[Chomp]

4. Satire?

Satire is dead my friend. It is very possible that Condi either:

a. Did say this

or

b. Did not say this



Who knows??

The whole situation in the US has just gotten so absolutely nuts at this stage that satire is redundant.

[babylonsister]

5. Condi the robot. For a supposed smart woman, she does sound

dumb...often.

[Giant Robot]

6. It makes one feel like

They want to be able to "anticipate" and control the future for all the good little drones. Suddenly Emporer Palpatine sounds pretty close to truth in film.

Unfortunately I'm guessing this is satire and the rest of the world won't get the joke.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

8. Condi's new CD, "No One Anticipated"; On sale now in the lobby.

Including these hit singles:

"No One Anticipated That the Sun Would Rise in the East."

"No One Anticipated That Water Would Flow Downhill."

And her all time number one hit:

"No One Anticipated That I Am A Liar."

[WinkyDink]

9. It has the ring of truthiness.