You know what would be the icing on the cake after this? A Terror Alert

[gatorboy]

C'mon, you know thay're just dying to make one Monday.

[MadMaddie]

1. What color do you think we will see?

[gatorboy]

3. To cover this fiasco up?

They'll have to invent a new friggin' color. :rofl:

[originalpckelly]

5. The threat level has been raised to supercalafragalistic...

expialadocious...

[kestrel91316]

8. It's coming. It's called infrared!

[MADem]

9. Well, if it's "angry penis red" that might not serve to distract from the

matter "at hand" .... as it were.

[lonestarnot]

14. pissy elephant yellow! The color of their courage.

[SammyWinstonJack]

18. Bert or Ernie?

:rofl: Geeze, I have forgotten what colors make up our terra lerts. Are we at Big Bird or what,these days? :silly:

[originalpckelly]

2. The TSA has announced a ban on all newspapers and books...

specifically the New York Times and Bob Woodward's new "State of Denial".

[populistdriven]

6. did you see the guy that wrote an insult to TSA director on his toiletries

they detained him for an hour

:rofl:

[kestrel91316]

10. Every single one of us needs to do the SAME THING. I plan

to write " so-and-so (TSA dir) is an idiot" on one side of my ziploc bag, and "Bush is a Christofascist fuckwad" on the other side, when I travel at Christmas. IN RED. There's not a damned thing they can do.

[populistdriven]

12. red AND green - Keep it festive you know :o)

[lonestarnot]

15. and yellow, the color of their stripes!

[cynatnite]

4. they did get the next best thing...

they did it in 2004

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2271295

[Richard D]

7. I wonder if a blue-eyed blond will get kidnapped soon?

[Bitwit1234]

11. Rove's email

Wouldn't you love to send rove an email and say

YOUR MORAL REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN BBBBBAAAAADDDD BOYS!!!!

[lectrobyte]

13. Threat Level Foley? Maybe we ought to start naming them

sort of like they do hurricanes, but tied to what they are distracting us from.

[marmar]

16. I'm sure 4 or 5 flights inbound from Europe will be diverted this week...

and BushCo will bust up a terrorist plot to impose same-sex marriage on Portugal.

[TlalocW]

17. Bush will have no choice but to ratchet up the alert system to...

BLACKWATCH PLAID!!!

(Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law reference)

TlalocW

[Imagevision]

19. Even Rove's BS is getting sooo yesterday...

[never_get_over_it]

20. Think there might be some other pervert

in some far away country that we can transport back for killing Jon Benet....