The Official Seal of the Republican Party

[IChing]

[C_U_L8R]

1. Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

[bperci108]

5. Ever heard the story behind that gag?

The line was originally:

"Joey, have you ever sucked a grown man's c**k?"

:wow:

Peter graves refused to say it on camera, even without the kid present, so Abrahams and the Zuckers rewrote the script to:

"...have you ever seen a grown man naked?"



(I doubt it would have made it past the MPAA as originally written...)

One of the funniest movies ever made, IMHO, but it's one of those you either love or hate.

I love it... :)



The scene where Graves exhibits the illness' symptoms as Dr. Rumack lists them off is priceless.


:rofl:

[StellaBlue]

2. In the movie Idiocracy

the US seal has become an eagle with a wad of cash in one talon and an AK-47 in the other, with a joint in its mouth

I think it's not too far off.

[americanstranger]

3. Here's my take.

- as

[IChing]

4. Canteen Boy

Scout Master: You choose between telling a secret… or doing a Dare…

Canteen Boy: All right: "Dare."

< Scout Master whispers something inaudible at Canteen Boy’s ear>

Canteen Boy : < Looking scared > You know what mister Armstrong, let’s start off with the Truth!

Scout Master: I’ll tell you a Truth canteen Boy! You know what I hate? Underpants!

< Scout Masters removes his underpants underneath his sleeping bag >

Canteen Boy: Gee, I think if you worry about bugs, underpants would be your last line of defense!

Scout Master: < Throwing his underpants away > Problem solved!


http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93mcanteen.phtml