Leaked State Of The Union Preview

[yknot]

First, a group of jackass republicans will stand and display their purple fingers, then, the rest of country will drop their trousers and display their purple anuses. Hey Bush, thanks for the brutal, five year, ass rape!

[Beststash]

1. Purple finger of fate

That was the funniest thing I read all day......The purple finger thing is just plain stupid. Stick your purple finger up your arse...

[Rageneau]

2. And every once in a while the Rethugs will clap and bark like seals

Thyough somehow I suspect not quite as noisily as before.