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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 04:11 PM
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Most assholic T-shirt in the world: Spotted today in upstate SC.
CHRISTIAN AMERICAN
HETEROSEXUAL
GUN OWNER
CONSERVATIVE


This was in the parking lot of the Buncombe Street Methodist Church in Greenville, SC. I was there for the Eagle Scout award ceremony for my nephew. I thought when I saw that T-shirt, "If that fat-fuck attends this ceremony, I'm going to make a big scene." Ends up, the slob in the offensive T-shirt was just stealing church parking while he went on his obnoxious way elsewhere in downtown. Christian my ass. Probably a KKKer.



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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 04:13 PM
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1. at least you had warning
it's the ones that hide it that scare me!
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sweetheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 04:15 PM
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2. J ust like Dr. Seuss' sneeches
They can remake the film, replacing the 'stars' with those t-shirts, and otherwise
people unshirted are just happy, the poor fools ain't learned the sneeches lesson.
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 04:15 PM
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3. Warning you how big of an ass he is
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 04:16 PM
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4. How many human beings have been killed by.....
Christian American, Heterosexual, Gun totin', Conservatives?? My guess is more than necessary.
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 04:16 PM
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5. Apparently there was no room at the bottom of the shirt
for the word that best defines him - "dumbfuck."
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dkofos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 04:21 PM
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7. THAT WAS ON THE BACK
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 04:19 PM
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6. In or near Buncombe, SC?
Buncombe gave us the phrase "bunkum," and eventually "bunk". As in "de-bunk".

Perhaps he was just being ironic.

Incidentally, some of us "fat fucks" are left wingers.

--p!
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 04:29 PM
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11. Downtown Greenville (Buncombe St. Methodist)
BTW: "Fat Fuck" refers to the fucked-up mess in his head. He was actually a fairly trim fellow. I really wanted to call him a "fat fuck," but I didn't want to fight. SC bubbas hate to be called "fat fucks" (fat, lean, or otherwise)!

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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 04:22 PM
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8. "Narrow-minded Bigot" would have taken less space up on his t-shirt
and it would have described him perfectly
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bperci108 Donating Member (969 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 04:24 PM
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9. Maybe I should get one printed up for my next run to SC...
TOLERANT CHRISTIAN
STRAIGHT BUT NOT NARROW
GUN OWNER
SOCIALIST


I wonder if I'd get shot at?


:rofl:


No doubt this dope thinks he's somehow a persecuted minority...it's a common Radical Right delusion encouraged by RW HateRadio and the FreepTards.
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 04:25 PM
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10. the BEST one I saw was in conservative DuPage County, Ill. courthouse:
KANSAS
yes, we are bigoted morons!

and they had kansas plates.
On the other side, they had the famous:

Jesus Saves,
Grezky SCORES!
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Jed Dilligan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 04:33 PM
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12. I'm surprised "Caucasian" isn't on there.
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MethuenProgressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 05:21 PM
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15. Aw c'mon, where's your sense of humor?
My Impeach The Motherfucker Already tee shirt much more offensive than that! :evilgrin:
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 05:11 PM
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13. Of course, you know...
What the truly decent and good South Carolinians call yahoos like that, don't you?

Starts with "White". Proceeds from there.

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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 05:12 PM
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14. Should of had his car towed...
It's always rewarding, both karmically and materialistically!
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tinfoil tiaras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 05:24 PM
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16. Anyone who needs a t-shirt that labels themselves
like that is pathedic, imho.

Thats like those stupid shirts that say "hottie" or whatever on them x a million... :roll:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 05:35 PM
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17. Probably just parked there while out on a date with his sister.
He fits the mold.
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Lusted4 Donating Member (558 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 06:18 PM
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18. And her shirt read, I'm with ASSHOLE. n/t
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doc03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 06:30 PM
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19. I was admiring a young ladies very large breasts yesterday
when I read the words Hi Loser! on her T-shirt. I don't think that was very nice she was very well endowed and obviously proud of them and I was just enjoying the view and meant no harm.
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 06:37 PM
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20. You should have asked her
how much they cost. Cuz one good put-down deserves another. :evilgrin:
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 07:17 PM
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21. Kompassionate Kristian Konservative
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 09:11 PM
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22. If you feel the need to advertise your heterosexuality...
...just sayin...
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 09:17 PM
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23. Bingo, Merc
His shirt is an insecurity blanket.

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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 09:18 PM
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24. So they needed the last line there?
I mean - who'd-a guessed it was a conservative?
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-24-06 09:26 PM
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25. Could've saved alot of ink if he'd just put "ASSHOLE" on there.
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