"Groove on the Rubble" my new BLOG, Please Visit - the gloves are OFF!!

[symbolman]

Here's one of the stories I've written for my new blog "Groove on the Rubble" - I'm telling it like it is.. nothing PC on this blog, just sick of all this death and madness, PR and lying, killing for NO reason, other than a Corporate Media Occupied USA..

I'm going to start writing MY VERSION of what's Happening in the News, most of it will be funny, or witty or upbeat wacky - this story got to me tho, this PR stunt could have cost all these kids their lives..

Here's the link if you want to spread it around, some other more visibly "humorous" stuff there..

http://www.symbolman.com/blog

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US ambassador, marines hand out toys to Iraqi children:

“Good morning children! At ease.. Sgt Burly Here, US ARMED FORCES..

Now in our country we like to hand out toys each year to celebrate the one true religion, not the heathen one your parents, god bless their souls, if you still have any.. and these toys make the little boys and girls REALLY GLAD to see us even tho we are running around shooting people dead and putting it up on the internet for our pals in Florida to laugh at, and blowing whole villages up.. because Jesus died so we could come over here and make you love him or kill you.

This has nothing to do with the democracy that we are making you have or killing you for, this is about CHRISTMAS.

And what put’s the Christ in Christmas more than toys we all collected from all the other dead boys and girls killed in the shock and awe attack when we first showed up here, and giving those toys to YOU. Now some of you children may have already seen these toys, since they may or may not have come from an older brother or sister, heck, maybe even and aunt or uncle who kept them in their houses before we killed THEM, but I’ll bet you’ll be glad to see them again, and they’ll bring back some good memories of other Christmases you’ve spent with THEM before we utterly destroyed them, okay?

What? You, under the desk.. what did you say? YOU’VE never had a Christmas before now? I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that and I think the Teacher here needs to maybe let you stand with your face in the corner for a while.. go on..it’s okay.. I’ll take the magazine out of my gun since this is a time of peace for all mankind.. Listen, I’m not gonna shoot you right here in front of all these cameras now am I? There you go, off to the corner.. Smith, you, uh, keep a bead on that boy once he’s turned around, eh?

So my guards here and out new Iraqi leader of the week are going to start handing them out, so just try to hold still.. JOE, WE GOT A RUNNER! LOCK AND LOAD GENTLEMEN! READY, AIM.. oopsy..heh, the little girl just wanted to hug that reporter’s leg I guess.. Aim the weapons at the floor Men..

Sir, did you want a sidearm while the lil one is hanging on your leg? No? Well, she COULD be Packing.. okay then..

Like I was saying, you kids hold real still at your desks and we’re gonna hand out these here toys.. MEN, FLANKING PATTERN, HUGHES GO RIGHT, SANCHEZ MOVE LEFT, SMITH DOWN THE MIDDLE - ONE THE DOUBLE!

UP KIDS! STAND UP.. now SMILE for the cameras.. ahhh, that’s GOOD.. keep smiling, and don’t run.. no one wants any lead poisoning during this time of Peace on Earth, right? YOU THERE, HANDS ON THE DESK.. gooood.. that’s real good, boy..

Okay, everyone has a TOY.. isn’t that NICE? Keep Smiling, that’s it.. Now there are going to be some flashes of light, and they’ll just be cameras, nothing’s gonna blow up, no one’s going to be on fire or anything like that.. you just gotta KEEP SMILING the whole time..

GREAT! You guys got all that on film? All right then, hand the film cartridges over real slow.. that’s fine…AIM them cameras UP when you head out..We’ll get that footage to the Media Center for our men to do their magic, and you can pick up the Edits at three o’clock..

KIDS! HANDS ON THE HEADS, LIKE THIS.. got it? Everyone? There we go.. Now, first the Reporters are going to leave, but I want you all to keep looking STRAIGHT AHEAD with those hands ON THE HEAD.. that’s right.. keep moving the embeds, get them behind us.. BACKS TO THE WALL GENTLEMEN! We don’t need any incidents..it’s Christmas time after all!

Okay Men, let’s MOVE OUT.. HOOHAW!! MERRY CHRISTMAS, and to all a GOOD FIGHT.. er, NIGHT!

THE NEXT DAY—–

Say Sgt, isn’t that lil Hamid’s HEAD there on the school steps? Wasn’t he one of those kids we gave them presents to yesterday? Yeah, I know where he lived, gimme that toybox, I’ll take him home..or what’s left of him..hmmm, wonder where that toy went, no use wasting it..”

[mopaul]

1. toys for (torn up) tots...great article symbolman, very brutal.

[symbolman]

2. Thanks my friend

Yeah, in the link you can read about how one kid was "overwhelmed" and ran for a reporter's leg.. imagine living in that place and having 6 or 7 ARMED MEN walk into your class and start babbling insanely.. they are MUSLIMS, they do NOT celebrate Christmas..

It's all nuts to them, poor little ones.. the cradle of civilization in the midst of a Corporate Crusade for Jesus.

[mopaul]

3. cnn's running the story about how we're saving a baby girl's life

and the irony just sickens me. geoge bush killed irony forever.

[symbolman]

4. Anyone remember THIS KID?

Wonder if he got ARMS for Christmas.. screw the presents.

[mopaul]

5. the poster boy for compassionate conservatism

little ali, yes, i'll never forget him, and he'll never forget seeing his whole family blown away by a christian nation. then they paraded him around like a prop, bragging about his new arms, like the sick fucks that they are.

[mopaul]

6. kick the rubble

[meganmonkey]

7. Consider it bookmarked!

I can't wait to see what you have up your sleeve. I love your work!

:yourock:

[symbolman]

10. I appreciate it

I'm looking forward to a good year in production, revamping the TBTM site, writing for my new blog, another film about Electronic Voting - created by our site.. gotta get these guys OUT even while I make fun of their sick ways in the blog..

thanks so much, you ROCK TOO :)

[malaise]

8. Brilliant Symbolman

and that photo sure begs the question...what fugging toy?

[symbolman]

9. Thanks!

I want to do a different kind of blog, a sort of Gonzo Lite view of the world we're in now.. there used to be a funny comedy bit years ago where a liberal was being made fun of, the right winger asked him, "Well, what's YOUR plan to fix the country?"

And the liberal (Hippie then) said, "I dunno man... maybe just Burn it all down and Groove on the Rubble.."

Seems appropriate now, except it's Bush burning it all down :)