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no_to_war_economy Donating Member (962 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:06 AM
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how do you say 'Fuck You' in French


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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:08 AM
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1. Voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir.
Oh, wait... That's from a Lady Marmalade song.

Never mind.

TlalocW
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:12 AM
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8. I had a book once on speaking proper French
the French way, and it said one of the phrases to use when cordially greeting a visiting dignitary, loosely translated, is "your grandmother's c**t smells like old greyhound farts".

I imagine some thought like that may have occurred as hands were extended. ya think? :shrug:
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:14 AM
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11. but he loves fart jokes.
so that won't do at all.
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:38 AM
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21. He is a fart joke
And we get the punchline...
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:49 AM
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27. oh come on. He has more substance than that.
Remember what "Santorum" stands for in the midwest. That about describes this piece of discharge of anally deposited sperm frothily mixed with fecal matter.
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 12:02 PM
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33. Poor lil Ricky!
When I saw that on Rotten.com I laughed my ass off!
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Raffi Ella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 01:06 PM
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35. lol
:patriot:
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:09 AM
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2. How you say ....
don't fucking touch me you pile of dog excrement?

Seems he is always trying to get these guys to shake his hand ... and they never appear eager to do it, either.

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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:09 AM
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3. "vas te faire encule" or simply "encule" should do the trick!
Edited on Tue Sep-19-06 11:10 AM by mikeytherat
mikey_the_rat

(edit: spelling)
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ShortnFiery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:11 AM
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5. And when a native French Speaker says it ...
It sounds so beautiful. ;)
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:20 AM
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14. Well, "mikey_the_rat" is an Americanization of my stage name
Michel Therat (cue accordion music).

mikey_the_frog
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:10 AM
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4. the English version works just as well.
:D
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moggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:11 AM
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6. Wheech fingaire do you want me to pull, Mr President? n/t
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:12 AM
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7. I believe it's "Baise toi !!!" (go get f**ked)
Edited on Tue Sep-19-06 11:17 AM by DinahMoeHum
from the phrase dictionary book "Hot French"
also in Insultmonger:
http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/french.htm

:evilgrin:
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:21 AM
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15. What a delightfully useful site. Thank you!
Bookmarking immediately.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:22 AM
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16. "Disparaissent la baise vous-mme ! " (Use the polite form.)
:evilgrin:

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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:41 AM
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22. Oh now... I just have to save this site!
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Selatius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 12:59 PM
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34. That's a neat little site.
:evilgrin:
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July Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:12 AM
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9. Unlike Bush, Chirac speaks good English, so Some Jerk can say it
in his (supposed) native tongue.

*Some Jerk: Ann Richards's term for Bush during her campaign against him for TX governor
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:13 AM
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10. I believe it's "fut toi".
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Janice325 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:16 AM
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12. Somehow, "Va te faire foutre" comes to mind.
n/t
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:23 AM
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17. That's the one I thought of as well
But they are all good.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com
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Janice325 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:35 AM
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20. I was a French major many, many years ago.
That was one of my favorite phrases. :)
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etherealtruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:42 AM
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24. Sadly, it's one of the few phrases I remember from H.S. French ...
... a zillion years ago :)
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Janice325 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:51 AM
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28. Hey, it's a good phrase if only to think about saying it to
Shrub in person!
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maseman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:56 AM
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32. Or just faire futre toi
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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:18 AM
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13. Quite a number of years ago, I spent some time in Canada.
With hanging around a bunch of guys, shooting pool and getting high, I managed to learn a bit of profanity. The very worst swearing had something to do with putting your communion bread in the gift box at the tabernacle.
Most of the french profanity had to do with religion, rather than body functions--english profanity just doesn't translate well.

However, a missed shot or some other misfortune on the table did not bring up french profanity-too cumbersome--it demanded something simpler and "sh*t" or "F*CK" were the words of choice.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:23 AM
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18. Le belle dame sans merci.
"I saw their starved lips in the gloam,
With horrid warning gaped wide,
And I awoke, and found me here
On the cold hill side."

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chat_noir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:30 AM
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19. insult monger site
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:56 AM
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31. You really can find ANYthing on the internets.
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bpj1962 Donating Member (123 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:42 AM
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23. Ask George Allen
After all he knows what Maccaca means in French so I am sure he can tell us other french cuss words.
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:42 AM
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25. Depends. Who's saying it?
If it's Bush, then it's "Fuck You" with a bad Inspector Clouseau accent, or the one from Monty Python.
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CBGLuthier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:43 AM
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26. How to swear in any language
http://www.freeinfosociety.com/site.php?postnum=290

And yes folks, the page has bad language on it so you have been warned.
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:51 AM
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29. Mange le merde is a great icebreaker
Or EAT SHIT, for you non-francophones.
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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-19-06 11:54 AM
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30. Chirac: You smell bad enough w/o me pulling your finger, you baffoon
~or~

Chirac: I'll pull your finger right after you blow me



:D
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