Pssst.....I have watches sewn into the lining of my trench coat.

[democrank]

Wanna buy some? I also have a few vials of snake oil. Let you have a whole case for $99 plus shipping and handling. It`ll cure anything....dandruff, poison ivy rashes, toothaches, hemorrhoids, even seasickness.

Bush`s base would give that load of crap a standing ovation, then get out their credit cards and order like there`s no tomorrow. "I`ll take a dozen cases."

I just muted the tv and walked away from Bush`s big terror speech. He`s a bully, a liar and a disgrace.

Bring our troops home and replace them with the chickenhawks.