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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 02:47 PM
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Jesus shows up in an Xray (Guess he was bored) (photo)
A conversation in Heaven:
Angel: So, Jesus, what are we doing today for the people on earth. How can we help them from the clutches of evil.

Jesus: Well, lucifer is on the move ther....

Angel: No, No, I Meant bush.

Jesus: Ah. Well, I think maybe I will sneak in through an Xray and inspire some folks.

Angel: Why not just show up in a church?

Jesus: Naw, been there, done that, besides most my true followers aren't sitting on their butts listening to pat robertson, they are out there helping the poor and not spending millions on new churches.

Angel: Word.

Jesus: Yes I am. Ok, off to the hospital!




A 34-year-old woman in Pittsburgh, Pa., claims the image of Jesus appeared to her in a recent magnetic resonance imaging scan of her body, according to a Local 6 News report. Rhonda Hodge of Duquesne had several X-rays taken of her spine because of a bulged disc, which has been causing numbness in her neck and left arm. One of the images caught her attention and that of her friends and co-workers. "What went through my mind?" Hodge said. "Just surprise. Oh my God, that's the crucifixion." Hodge said there is no doubt in her mind that the image looks like the crucifixion.

http://www.local6.com/slideshow/news/5812538/detail.htm... ;s=1;dm=ss;p=news;w=400

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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 02:52 PM
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1. Wow, some people will hinge their faith on anything ...
:wow: yikes.
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 02:52 PM
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2. Well, that certainly explains the 'numbness in her neck and left arm'!
Anybody who can see Jesus in that xray has a brain problem.
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daleo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 02:54 PM
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3. It's a miracle!
It is true that Jesus gave this woman a bulged disc and its attendant pain and suffering, but look how much he strengthened her faith.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 02:56 PM
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4. No doubt in HER mind, eh? Think she needs new GLASSES!! NT
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 02:57 PM
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5. Sorry Rhonda - I'm afraid you are terminal
:eyes:
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 02:58 PM
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6. Sorry, just like the Jesus stain on the highway underpass
which looked more like a vagina in my opinion. I just don't see it.
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misternormal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 02:58 PM
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7. Pssst... call the po-lice... n/t
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Lost-in-FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 02:58 PM
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8. That's the Thorax area
You can see the clavicle and maybe the sternum but is blurry. That could also be the thoracic spine.
People just see what they want to see in an image. It guess this might be going on ebay soon.
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pooja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 02:59 PM
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9. These people are crazy --- I just don't see it.
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lvx35 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:15 PM
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19. What do MEAN you can't see it!?!?
Its his right arm on the top left, his left on the top right, his head is hung down...and you can see his legs and feet at the bottom...And in the middle? Well that's just Jesus's massive codpiece, everybody knows he wore one, right?
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 02:59 PM
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10. Get DOWN off that crucifix, someone needs the wood
eom
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Felinity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 02:59 PM
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11. Hmmmmmm-somebody call the English Dictionary police
"Hodge said there is no doubt in her mind that the image looks like the crucifixion."

Possible misuse of the word "mind."


:rofl:
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Odd Little Man Donating Member (57 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 02:59 PM
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12. I see Jesus!
and I see a mouse a doorknob a tiger a kite that alien thing that got Sigourney Weaver and a .
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Felinity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:01 PM
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You forgot Auntie Em. n/t
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Amonester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:00 PM
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13. Oh, come on... That thing in no way looks like a crucifixion!
Rhonda Hodge sure wants her 15 minutes of fame, and she needs a new pair of glasses too...
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:01 PM
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14. Aha! So Jesus is in her body and making this poor woman hurt!!!
Must be the Far Right Fundamentalist Charismatic Jesus. :P
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Hav Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:02 PM
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15. .
That thing in the middle of Jesus...is probably the bulge of his penis, right...just so happy to see Rhonda.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:47 PM
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26. ROFLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Jesus, is that a crucifix or are you just glad to see me?!?!?!
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longship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:05 PM
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16. I once had a kidney stone that shaped like Tom Cruise.
Edited on Thu Aug-31-06 03:06 PM by longship
I cursed them both for weeks while Tom took his good ol' time passing.
Now, only Tom Cruise is still an irritant, thanks to my urologist.
:satire:
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GeorgeGist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:06 PM
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17. It looks like Greg Louganis
if you turn it upside down.
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:12 PM
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18. Here's one of the Virgin Mary holding the Christ child!
Just another upper GI to me



Notice the halo?

Really, though, I don't know which one is loonier: Ms. Hodge of Duquesne, PA or Local 6 for reporting this!
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Lost-in-FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 04:01 PM
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28. That is funny!
The halo is air in the stomach and the baby Jesus in the Duodenum (I think).
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pepperbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:15 PM
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20. So I'm thinking the bidding on E-bay will top out at around $300. n/t
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:21 PM
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21. Come down. Get off your fucking cross. We need that fucking space.
To nail the next fool martyr!

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nosillies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:23 PM
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22. Hey Straight, you seem to be into my local news lately -- from Ohio?
I imagine having a crucifix inside you would HURT.

Some yahoos near my house found this oyster shell with Jesus the other day.

:wtf:
I just don't see it, but if any of you do, you can get it on Ebay, of course.
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 04:25 PM
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34. I read usnpl a lot
A list of all the papers and news stations in the US.

http://www.usnpl.com

I get around :)
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nosillies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 04:44 PM
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35. I had found that site before then lost my bookmark!
You've made my day.
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globalvillage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 07:07 PM
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46. Looks like OBL to me.
No wonder bush* hasn't captured him, he's hiding in a huge oyster shell.
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svpadgham Donating Member (374 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:23 PM
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23. I can see it.
But it's no more remarkable than the three KKK members that people could see in the old wood paneling in my dad's living room.
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:26 PM
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24. If one looks at it sideways it looks like a jack rabbit with really big
Edited on Thu Aug-31-06 03:34 PM by yellowcanine
ears.
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:37 PM
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25. That's not Jesus, that's MENINGITIS!!!!
I need an OR STAT!!!!!!!!


:)

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AnnInLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 03:56 PM
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27. I heard that HE is coming back soon.
Look busy.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 04:03 PM
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29. so instead of conjoined fetus lady she's conjoined jesus lady?
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 04:04 PM
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30. So she's crucifying Him in her heart?
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 04:16 PM
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31. But turn it sideways
and it's an old log.
AMAZING !
It's the XRay Jesus Log!!!!
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 04:24 PM
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33. Sideways, it's a porpoise with arms
and it's doing the butterfly stroke!

All praise to the be-armed porpoise!
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 04:23 PM
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32. I can see it if I squint my eyes, blurr my vision, stand back 10 feet
and blink my eyes really really fast. Yup, that's him alright Dean Martin...what's that? Jesus? Hmmm, okay, I see him too.
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 04:47 PM
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36. Sen. Frist Looked At The X-Ray on Video
And, in his medical opinion, it is indeed the Messiah in her body.
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Nikki Stone 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 05:07 PM
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37. lol!
:D
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Nutmegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 05:11 PM
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38. Maybe she and "Mary appeared on my toasted cheese sandwich" lady
Edited on Thu Aug-31-06 05:13 PM by Nutmegger
can work together to sell this on eBay.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6511148/
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 05:13 PM
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39. "What went through my mind?"...
...a fading echo.
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Zhade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 06:57 PM
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40. Some people will believe anything...
...no matter how ridiculous.

Like this. Or virgin births.

(Thankfully, many Christians aren't literalists.)

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Sapere aude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 06:58 PM
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41. Is she sure it is not Mel Gibson?
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 06:59 PM
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42. Later, they X-rayed her brain and found nothing. n/t
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americanstranger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 07:00 PM
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43. Next stop: eBay!!
If a freakin' piece of toast can get big bucks, think what she could get with an X-ray!

- as
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Homer Wells Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 07:01 PM
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44. Looks sort of like
a dead rabbit to me.
O8)
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 07:02 PM
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45. Looks like somebody's colon to me. Yuck.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 07:10 PM
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47. What crap.
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