Jesus shows up in an Xray (Guess he was bored) (photo)

[The Straight Story]

A conversation in Heaven:
Angel: So, Jesus, what are we doing today for the people on earth. How can we help them from the clutches of evil.

Jesus: Well, lucifer is on the move ther....

Angel: No, No, I Meant bush.

Jesus: Ah. Well, I think maybe I will sneak in through an Xray and inspire some folks.

Angel: Why not just show up in a church?

Jesus: Naw, been there, done that, besides most my true followers aren't sitting on their butts listening to pat robertson, they are out there helping the poor and not spending millions on new churches.

Angel: Word.

Jesus: Yes I am. Ok, off to the hospital!




A 34-year-old woman in Pittsburgh, Pa., claims the image of Jesus appeared to her in a recent magnetic resonance imaging scan of her body, according to a Local 6 News report. Rhonda Hodge of Duquesne had several X-rays taken of her spine because of a bulged disc, which has been causing numbness in her neck and left arm. One of the images caught her attention and that of her friends and co-workers. "What went through my mind?" Hodge said. "Just surprise. Oh my God, that's the crucifixion." Hodge said there is no doubt in her mind that the image looks like the crucifixion.

http://www.local6.com/slideshow/news/5812538/detail.htm... ;s=1;dm=ss;p=news;w=400

[hippiechick]

1. Wow, some people will hinge their faith on anything ...

yikes.

[sinkingfeeling]

2. Well, that certainly explains the 'numbness in her neck and left arm'!

Anybody who can see Jesus in that xray has a brain problem.

[daleo]

3. It's a miracle!

It is true that Jesus gave this woman a bulged disc and its attendant pain and suffering, but look how much he strengthened her faith.

[MADem]

4. No doubt in HER mind, eh? Think she needs new GLASSES!! NT

[matcom]

5. Sorry Rhonda - I'm afraid you are terminal

[shadowknows69]

6. Sorry, just like the Jesus stain on the highway underpass

which looked more like a vagina in my opinion. I just don't see it.

[misternormal]

7. Pssst... call the po-lice... n/t

[Lost-in-FL]

8. That's the Thorax area

You can see the clavicle and maybe the sternum but is blurry. That could also be the thoracic spine.
People just see what they want to see in an image. It guess this might be going on ebay soon.

[pooja]

9. These people are crazy --- I just don't see it.

[lvx35]

19. What do MEAN you can't see it!?!?

Its his right arm on the top left, his left on the top right, his head is hung down...and you can see his legs and feet at the bottom...And in the middle? Well that's just Jesus's massive codpiece, everybody knows he wore one, right?

[Eurobabe]

10. Get DOWN off that crucifix, someone needs the wood

eom

[Felinity]

11. Hmmmmmm-somebody call the English Dictionary police

"Hodge said there is no doubt in her mind that the image looks like the crucifixion."

Possible misuse of the word "mind."

[Odd Little Man]

12. I see Jesus!

and I see a mouse… a doorknob… a tiger… a kite… that alien thing that got Sigourney Weaver… and a ….

[Felinity]

You forgot Auntie Em. n/t

[Amonester]

13. Oh, come on... That thing in no way looks like a crucifixion!

Rhonda Hodge sure wants her 15 minutes of fame, and she needs a new pair of glasses too...

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. Aha! So Jesus is in her body and making this poor woman hurt!!!

Must be the Far Right Fundamentalist Charismatic Jesus.

[Hav]

15. .

That thing in the middle of Jesus...is probably the bulge of his penis, right...just so happy to see Rhonda.

[DeSwiss]

26. ROFLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Jesus, is that a crucifix or are you just glad to see me?!?!?!

[longship]

16. I once had a kidney stone that shaped like Tom Cruise.

I cursed them both for weeks while Tom took his good ol' time passing.
Now, only Tom Cruise is still an irritant, thanks to my urologist.
:satire:

[GeorgeGist]

17. It looks like Greg Louganis

if you turn it upside down.

[KansDem]

18. Here's one of the Virgin Mary holding the Christ child!

Just another upper GI to me



Notice the halo?

Really, though, I don't know which one is loonier: Ms. Hodge of Duquesne, PA or Local 6 for reporting this!

[Lost-in-FL]

28. That is funny!

The halo is air in the stomach and the baby Jesus in the Duodenum (I think).

[pepperbear]

20. So I'm thinking the bidding on E-bay will top out at around $300. n/t

[Beelzebud]

21. Come down. Get off your fucking cross. We need that fucking space.

To nail the next fool martyr!

[nosillies]

22. Hey Straight, you seem to be into my local news lately -- from Ohio?

I imagine having a crucifix inside you would HURT.

Some yahoos near my house found this oyster shell with Jesus the other day.


I just don't see it, but if any of you do, you can get it on Ebay, of course.

[The Straight Story]

34. I read usnpl a lot

A list of all the papers and news stations in the US.

http://www.usnpl.com

I get around

[nosillies]

35. I had found that site before then lost my bookmark!

You've made my day.

[globalvillage]

46. Looks like OBL to me.

No wonder bush* hasn't captured him, he's hiding in a huge oyster shell.

[svpadgham]

23. I can see it.

But it's no more remarkable than the three KKK members that people could see in the old wood paneling in my dad's living room.

[yellowcanine]

24. If one looks at it sideways it looks like a jack rabbit with really big

ears.

[obreaslan]

25. That's not Jesus, that's MENINGITIS!!!!

I need an OR STAT!!!!!!!!

[AnnInLa]

27. I heard that HE is coming back soon.

Look busy.

[Solly Mack]

29. so instead of conjoined fetus lady she's conjoined jesus lady?

[ContraBass Black]

30. So she's crucifying Him in her heart?

[C_U_L8R]

31. But turn it sideways

and it's an old log.
AMAZING !
It's the XRay Jesus Log!!!!

[Kurovski]

33. Sideways, it's a porpoise with arms

and it's doing the butterfly stroke!

All praise to the be-armed porpoise!

[Javaman]

32. I can see it if I squint my eyes, blurr my vision, stand back 10 feet

and blink my eyes really really fast. Yup, that's him alright Dean Martin...what's that? Jesus? Hmmm, okay, I see him too.

[Yavin4]

36. Sen. Frist Looked At The X-Ray on Video

And, in his medical opinion, it is indeed the Messiah in her body.

[Nikki Stone 1]

37. lol!

[Nutmegger]

38. Maybe she and "Mary appeared on my toasted cheese sandwich" lady

can work together to sell this on eBay.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6511148/

[Subdivisions]

39. "What went through my mind?"...

...a fading echo.

[Zhade]

40. Some people will believe anything...

...no matter how ridiculous.

Like this. Or virgin births.

(Thankfully, many Christians aren't literalists.)

[Sapere aude]

41. Is she sure it is not Mel Gibson?

[Elidor]

42. Later, they X-rayed her brain and found nothing. n/t

[americanstranger]

43. Next stop: eBay!!

If a freakin' piece of toast can get big bucks, think what she could get with an X-ray!

- as

[Homer Wells]

44. Looks sort of like

a dead rabbit to me.

[spanone]

45. Looks like somebody's colon to me. Yuck.

[lonestarnot]

47. What crap.