Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure

[InternalDialogue]

You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.

There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.

What do you want to do now?

> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.

> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.

> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.

:rofl:

Complete entry at: http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/001561.html

[Flabbergasted]

1. That's great. Very funny

[Poll_Blind]

2. That's the funniest thing I've read in years. I cannot even laugh it's..

...so damned funny. I've played most of the Infocom adventure games- I remember staying after school to stick the 5-inch floppy in the drive to load up Zord, Suspended, Planetfall, etc.

It hits home on a surreal level. God, what the fuck has become of our world?

Kicked and Recommended. For those who get it, it's incredible!

PB

[InternalDialogue]

3. This is the part that gave me heart-stopping chills:

Rick Santorum is here.
Ann Coulter is here.

:scared:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

4. OMG!! I feel 12 again!

> ADMIT MISTAKES
You are unable to admit mistakes.

> ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY
You are unable to accept responsibility.

> DECLARE VICTORY
I do not know what you mean by "victory."

> QUIT
Oh, how we wish you would.


BRILLIANT!



Book TV Schedule January 21-23
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x199787#200041

Great programs this weekend! Peter Bergen, John Perkins, George Lakoff and more.