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Hamlette Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:53 PM
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Armor of God PJs for kids?
http://www.armorofgodpjs.com /

As was stated at http://time.blogs.com/daily_dish /

Wouldn't Batman PJs have a similar impact, without the Christianist* "please beat me up" overtones?

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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:54 PM
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1. ROFLMAO! PJs for the God O'War!
:woohoo: :rofl:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:55 PM
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2. Those are both lame AND creepy ...


Other than Todd and Rod, I can't think of any kid who'd actually want to sleep in those.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:00 PM
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6. And why is that kid holding hands with his sister?
mikey_the_rat
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 03:00 PM
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22. Because they're off to bed.
Genesis 20:11 - 12
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bluerum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:14 PM
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8. god is a marketing genius!!
<quote>
At that moment God gave me the idea how wonderful it would be if all the children could have the opportunity to put on a pair of pajamas that symbolized the armor of God,,,,,,
</quote>

They need to airlift massive quantities of these to Lebanon, Iraq and Israel.

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Fierce Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:28 PM
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14. Hee! Oh! I love the part...
where it says "As they dress in the mornings, they should replace them with the spiritual Armor of God to protect them in their daily activities."

Because yeah, if you wore those to school? Your ass would be kicked. Good thing they TOLD you to take your jammies off and get dressed in the morning.
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:45 PM
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18. lame?
or lam?


lol. do they have them in adult sizes?
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:55 PM
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3. Okay, Those Are A Little Scary
having "Christianist" (as you call them) pj's may not be a big deal as an idea, I mean one can have whatever kind of pj's they want

these are bizarre looking ones, "put on the armor of the lord" they look like retarded knight's pj's
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Sherman A1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:56 PM
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4. Just something for that
Little Crusader, careful not to sleep with your sword kiddies......
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:58 PM
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5. I love the fluffy, pillowy shield!
Right up there with the Star Wars rebels trying to protect themselves from Stormtrooper fire with polyester vests!

Jeez, even the cheap Crusader Warrior Outfit I got (I just wanted the "Brunhilda" horned hat, but had to but the whole thing) had a plastic shield.

mikey_the_rat
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:01 PM
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7. That first wet dream is going to be interesting
"Billy, what's this protein stain on your jammies?"

"Uhhhh.. I don't know mom. Satan drool?"

"I'm calling an exorcist."

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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:14 PM
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9. those poor children!
can you imagine what they will grow up to be?
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:27 PM
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12. Maybe like me
I got into stuff like that as a kid. Read my Bible every night, prayed, went to Sunday school, was president of my regional youth group, was convinced that I was so evil that a demon would possess me at any moment, memorized Bible verses that my preacher didn't even know, shopped at Christian book stores... I'm not even a believer anymore.

I've come to the conclusion that religion doesn't make anyone one thing or another. People are whatever way they are, and religion just gets used to justify it. Some of these kids will grow up nuttie, some normal, some inspiring. It won't be because of their PJs, in any case. Just MHO.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:37 PM
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17. I was raised in a fundy household too
There are four sisters, two of us "got over it " and two didn't
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:31 PM
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15. My guess..
They'll be serious drug addicts or alcoholics by senior year of high school.

I've seen it happen many times. The worst drug addicts I've known have come from deeply religious families.
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:19 PM
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10. I think they're just jealous of the Mormon's magic underwear
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:22 PM
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11. Well, at least the girls get shields, too...
If you're gonna get all Left Behind on your kids, you might as well be Title IX about it...
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:27 PM
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13. Does 'Armor of God' offer a toy chariot to harness-up to the family dog???
bushco fundie insanity is spreading across the land......
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:31 PM
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16. I saw this earlier today
Do kids even wear pajamas anymore? I remember wearing feety pajamas up until I was 4 and then just underwear and a t-shirt after that.

TlalocW
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:48 PM
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19. I'm only mildly ashamed to say that those things
would put my six-year-old son into hysterics. He has picked up on the family agnosticism and regularly tells us all solemnly, "I love Jesus. Jesus is my life," and then bursts into crazy laughter. We don't encourage this BTW. But we'd never hear the end of it if he had to go "seepytime" in the armor of god.
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OregonDem Donating Member (242 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:51 PM
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20. They also make Christian clothing for adults to wear at nightime
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 03:01 PM
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23. No. 20 -- all the way down before mine:
I was wondering whether anyone else would note the similarity to KKK outfits.
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:57 PM
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21. They look to me like they were inspired by the KKK.
Armor of God: are they made out of kevlar?
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